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bradorsomething, to asklemmy in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

“How do you keep a surgical staff in suspense?”

bradorsomething, to asklemmy in Lottery winner

You’d start by attending $10,000 plate dinners, and shaking hands with candidates and expressing views. Hire a few $60k a year idealists for a think tank to publish papers. Pick 1-2 issues and hammer them. Pay lobbyists to set up meeting and propose/write legislation and amendments.

As some of your (hopefully idealistic) candidates win, you ask them to help drive your issues through. Get them to make concessions to other people’s proposals for support on theirs, helped by your lobbyists. Use your think tank to drove issues and provide talking points and legislation.

That’s the traditional view. A better approach might be to create a 501c3 and run positive message ads that give you a warm feeling about america in general, say nothing of substance, and include a candidate you like’s name sometimes. Then another pac showing pictures of the candidate you don’t like and chanting “hate hate hate” behind them. Play to your audience.

bradorsomething, to asklemmy in Mother-in-Law bought family tickets to Medieval Times for tonight, but they're on strike and scabs are doing the show...

I know, at dinner you always want the regular knight shift.

bradorsomething, to mildlyinteresting in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune

…am I right, fellas?

bradorsomething, to asklemmy in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

“This could be a software problem, can we try turning me off and on again?”

bradorsomething, to mildlyinteresting in A muddy reveal for mysterious West point time capsule from 1820s

Those scamps at East Point have done it again.

bradorsomething, to asklemmy in What do you like about socialism?

I love the idea of socialism. It unfortunately dies at the hand of human nature, but it’s great for ants and bees.

bradorsomething, to mildlyinteresting in At Safeway right now, it's Halloween up to aisle 13 and Christmas from there on.

I have worse news, this is the display for next Christmas.

bradorsomething, to asklemmy in Do the right wing women in relationships with right wing guys think it's like a draco malfoy thing where they're a good guy underneath?

Being a man and giving the answer for a woman definitely confirms you are conservative.

bradorsomething, to mildlyinteresting in "I can’t help but feel a pang of inadequacy when I see the accomplishments of my old classmates."

I often am reminded by people eager to make money off my work how much more I could do.

bradorsomething, to asklemmy in A friend offer me a investment opportunity at 15% annually, is it too good to be true ?

Unless this is drugs, with the potential of you going to prison, the return is too high. Don’t do this, drugs or no.

bradorsomething, to asklemmy in What are some modern bullshit jobs?

They provide liquidity and price stability.

bradorsomething, to RedditMigration in Reddit's Contributor Program could earn you real money for your Reddit karma

I can see it help make reddit more mainstream, by attracting influencers. Imagine IG Influencers or Youtubers encouraging people to engage with them personally on reddit.

…please like this post and friend me, and ring that bell. Oh man, you’re right, they’re going to go the tickytocky YouTube route.

bradorsomething, to comicstrips in Get a millenium falcon!

Wishes flow best in vuggy volcanic strata, so well location is based on luck hitting a vug or interconnected seam. Any wishes in sandstone were used up millennia ago for plants to eat or, apparently in one case, death by meteor.

bradorsomething, to asklemmy in How long would you live if electricity for the whole world went out permanently?

Please tell me you send your family pictures of the broadway lights, and they send you homemade wine.

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