brb

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brb,

You know what they mean. No need to be a smartass about it

brb,

What is the difference between that and “I still dont care about cookies”?

brb,

This can be fixed by shitting in your hand and then throwing the turd in toilet

brb,

Also 70% of those homeless people are living with friends or relatives

brb,

It just adds clutter to the chain

brb,

Can’t remember a windows update taking longer than 5 minutes. And even if it did take that long, you can just press “update and shutdown” when you stop using the pc. Windows has a lot of problems but this isn’t one of them.

brb,

I see now. I have pretty beefy computer so I haven’t noticed that. I also shutdown my computer every night so it’s still not problem for me.

brb,

Install a trap to the other end for unlimited free turtles

brb,

Not easy when all my friends and family use it

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