cashews_best_nut

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Cashew nuts are the best nut

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cashews_best_nut,

And so begins a new battle in the eternal war between Americans with indoor cats and others with outdoor cats.

It’s pretty difficult to actually find an indoor cat in the UK. In the US it’s common.

cashews_best_nut,

Depends on the country.

cashews_best_nut,

Nope. And the RSPB doesn’t believe cats are a concern:

The UK’s largest bird charity, the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds (RSPB), is not particularly concerned about the impact of cats on the British mainland.

theguardian.com/…/cats-kill-birds-wildlife-keep-i…

And a Bristol study found cats kill the “doomed” weak and sick birds - not healthy birds: …wiley.com/…/j.1474-919X.2008.00836.x

cashews_best_nut,

I hope you found the miscreant and shot them in the arsehole with a cricket bat!?

cashews_best_nut,

When my family had a cat it would mostly catch and bring home earthworms.

I think you had a defective cat. :/

cashews_best_nut,

Scottish Wildcat

cashews_best_nut,

Skill issue. You need to train your wildlife to speak cat.

cashews_best_nut,

British cats go to cat school as soon as their eyes open so we have very smart cats that can navigate roads.

cashews_best_nut,

With a name like Kusimulkku I should have guessed. I wouldn’t call you American but you are one of the weirdest countries in Europe. A language designed to confuse with an obsessive dedication to double-consanants. I assume your cats are as unsociable as your people. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/051a8dd9-2533-415d-8b82-a026eef67a5e.webp

cashews_best_nut,

It’s called banter. Light-hearted joshing. I love the Swedish Mongols; very amusing people.

cashews_best_nut,

Alright Moomin wrangler! Less of your cheek.

cashews_best_nut,

That#'s right! You remembered. From the restaurant in town. How are you?

cashews_best_nut,

Time for bed, grandad.

cashews_best_nut,

It’s very tiresome. This also feels a lot more agro than interrogating a president about getting a BJ.

Why are your lunatics so energetic, crazy and numerous? They seem to be getting worse. Some BJ obsessions in the 90s. Then tea parties in the 00s. Now it’s full-blown inssurection with Texas wanting to secede.

Now that all the crazies have joined their “god army” and trundled down to the border would it be a good time to nuke them? Just wipe out all the lunatics in one go. Problem solved.

cashews_best_nut,

Not enough cousin fucking to cause genetic mutations?

cashews_best_nut,

Oh you’re in for a fucking TREAT! It’s slow going but really pays off. :D

cashews_best_nut,

Sulphuric acid and sodium hydroxide for anyone wondering.

cashews_best_nut,

Multiline cut

I just use visual edit mode. Or 5yy for copy 5 lines. Paste is easy - p.

I’m shit at navigating and anything with the “g” command. I never bothered learning that.

cashews_best_nut,

I feel like Emacs is going to suffer with the prevalence of window managers that are shortcut heavy. I looked at learning Emacs but the keyboard shortcuts all interfere with Awesome so it’s a nightmare. The only way I’d manage is by switching TTY to terminal with Ctrl+Alt+F-key which kinda ruins it!

cashews_best_nut,

Mmmmm strong thighs.

cashews_best_nut,

Opera quitting Presto hurt me most. :(

cashews_best_nut,

Also GNUGo on Linux.

cashews_best_nut,

Phone ringtones from Zedge app may give you some ideas. There’s loads of music snippets that have been ripped from songs that have just the right length.

My current ringtone is the famous riff from Du Hast by Rammstein.

My message notification is the bleeping from Ich Wil.

Check out Zedge or whatever the equivalent apple app would be.

cashews_best_nut,

His red nose is a tumour.

cashews_best_nut,

Star Wars fans spending days dissecting the intricacies of a fantasy space opera is highly amusing.

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