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Cashew nuts are the best nut

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cashews_best_nut,

I thought the National Guard was a Federal organization

I read this shortly after posting and apparently NG is State managed unless it gets “federalized” which means the Federal Government takes over.

cashews_best_nut,

Not enough cousin fucking to cause genetic mutations?

cashews_best_nut,

They’re Mexican children that are drowning so it’s ok.

cashews_best_nut,

I heard from others that it’s an invasion. So massed regiments of Mexican children invading the border. That’s why the National Guard are involved. To beat back the masses of child soldiers.

cashews_best_nut,

AD

What’s AD? Army Division?

cashews_best_nut,

Time for bed, grandad.

cashews_best_nut,

Holy dog shit! Texas?! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don’t look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

cashews_best_nut,

That#'s right! You remembered. From the restaurant in town. How are you?

cashews_best_nut,

I found your wife! --> 🦘

cashews_best_nut,

It’s me Joel!! Don’t you recognise me?

cashews_best_nut,

I dunno who that is, sorry. :/

cashews_best_nut,

Joel? Is that you?

cashews_best_nut,

It’s very tiresome. This also feels a lot more agro than interrogating a president about getting a BJ.

Why are your lunatics so energetic, crazy and numerous? They seem to be getting worse. Some BJ obsessions in the 90s. Then tea parties in the 00s. Now it’s full-blown inssurection with Texas wanting to secede.

Now that all the crazies have joined their “god army” and trundled down to the border would it be a good time to nuke them? Just wipe out all the lunatics in one go. Problem solved.

cashews_best_nut,

Jus’a bi’o’banta!

No better time to make a joke than when times are dark!

cashews_best_nut,

Are you Joel? I know you!

cashews_best_nut,

Nope. And the RSPB doesn’t believe cats are a concern:

The UK’s largest bird charity, the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds (RSPB), is not particularly concerned about the impact of cats on the British mainland.

theguardian.com/…/cats-kill-birds-wildlife-keep-i…

And a Bristol study found cats kill the “doomed” weak and sick birds - not healthy birds: …wiley.com/…/j.1474-919X.2008.00836.x

cashews_best_nut,

Depends on the country.

cashews_best_nut,

And so begins a new battle in the eternal war between Americans with indoor cats and others with outdoor cats.

It’s pretty difficult to actually find an indoor cat in the UK. In the US it’s common.

cashews_best_nut,

I hope you found the miscreant and shot them in the arsehole with a cricket bat!?

cashews_best_nut,

Appreciate it but I’ve always found “lifting heavy” sssssoooooooooo fecking boring!!! I’d sooner do 30-60mins of intense Ashtanga yoga, a JJ class or even a quick run. The thought of lifting heavy objects puts me to sleep.

I used to own a load of weights and a rack. I spent hundreds on a home gym but after 6 months I wanted to murder everyone and myself! It was SO frustrating. I dunno how people do it cos it just isn’t for me. I’m getting on a bit (40) so I defo need to do something to keep myself active. I may go back to yoga. Ashtanga has lots of static bodyweight holds & lifts so it’s not just stretching.

cashews_best_nut,

Gotta be Nine Inch Nails! I’ve seen them twice and now Atticus is officially part of NIN with Trent they count as a proper band rather than a solo artist! ;)

cashews_best_nut,

Normally I just get what the food bank gives out but my faves are Branston. :)

cashews_best_nut,

Ooooh yeah don’t bother with Ghosts. He’s been going for ~40yrs and his Ghosts stuff is more like his creative common free music he gives to people.

I started on With Teeth album but his top albums are often considered to be Downward Spiral and Fragile.

If I was you I’d listen to Downward Spiral, the Fragile then With Teeth. After that maybe try Pretty Hate Machine which is slightly more dark-poppy-shynth-wave.

Quicker song video tasters:

I’ll stop now otherwise I’ll be posting the entire back catalogue! :D

cashews_best_nut,

The damn Septics are everywhere. Like a meaty fart that clings in the air.

cashews_best_nut,

Also GNUGo on Linux.

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