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clearedtoland,

Please explain what sex is for us married folks.

clearedtoland,

I had the urge while out the other day and had to wipe, like a peasant. Bidets should be a right in the kingdom.

clearedtoland,

Happily married but from what I’ve encountered in the wild, I wouldn’t/couldn’t do anything under 28 or so. It’s a completely different worldview.

clearedtoland,

Subliminal bananaing

clearedtoland,

I came here fully expecting some thirst but pleasantly surprised that the dam quenched it.

clearedtoland,

Right up there with “I’m going to bed early tonight.”

clearedtoland,

It’s your sister’s laundry day?

clearedtoland,

Only thing worse is wet sleeve tip.

clearedtoland,

Just don’t make the cringy “if it’s not scanning, it must be free” joke that they’ve all heard a million times.

clearedtoland,

Damn it, Stamets!!

clearedtoland,

OP: The hero we don’t deserve.

clearedtoland,

0.2 MPG!

clearedtoland,

I’m an idiot! (You’re an idiot!)

clearedtoland,

Here we see the Cybertruck in its natural habitat, unaware and undisturbed. Decades of evolution have groomed its every obtuse angle and low-res textures to attract its ideal mate: the fanboy.

clearedtoland,

It’s Sweet Child O’ Mine ‘round these parts…

clearedtoland,

I seriously thought I must’ve accidentally clicked an icon or prompt while starting up that showed that full screen ad.

Intrusive, invasive and dystopian. I don’t even play CoD!

clearedtoland,

I’m utterly oblivious about nautical life but all those sales must’ve been a bitch to manage

clearedtoland,

Me, sharing Star Trek with my wife, as she’s nodding off halfway through.

clearedtoland,

Omg! When did my wife join Lemmy?!

clearedtoland,

That’s such an interesting experience I’d never thought of. Now I wonder if that’s bias, attraction or friendliness.

Experiencing a day in the opposite sex would be fascinating. I’m not even sure I’d notice things like that, they seem so subtle.

clearedtoland,

It really has been getting worse and worse. I’m not in publishing but I’m pretty sure they (most modern media) post first and edit later, if ever.

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