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clearedtoland,

Here we see the Cybertruck in its natural habitat, unaware and undisturbed. Decades of evolution have groomed its every obtuse angle and low-res textures to attract its ideal mate: the fanboy.

clearedtoland,

Only thing worse is wet sleeve tip.

clearedtoland,

Damn it, Stamets!!

clearedtoland,

Just don’t make the cringy “if it’s not scanning, it must be free” joke that they’ve all heard a million times.

clearedtoland,

OP: The hero we don’t deserve.

clearedtoland,

This thread went longer and more serious than I could’ve imagined at the outset. Glad I stuck with it! Congrats on the mod role (maybe I’m late to notice?).

Sorry to hear about your daughter and income situation. Kids, and the parents that raise them that way, can be such di**s.

clearedtoland,

It’s Sweet Child O’ Mine ‘round these parts…

clearedtoland,

0.2 MPG!

clearedtoland,

Right up there with “I’m going to bed early tonight.”

clearedtoland,

Subliminal bananaing

clearedtoland,

Me, sharing Star Trek with my wife, as she’s nodding off halfway through.

clearedtoland,

I had the urge while out the other day and had to wipe, like a peasant. Bidets should be a right in the kingdom.

clearedtoland,

A little foreplay might do it some good.

clearedtoland,

I’m an idiot! (You’re an idiot!)

clearedtoland,

It’s your sister’s laundry day?

clearedtoland,

Beyonce. Rihanna (reminds me of rhinitis). Dua Lipa. BTS.

I shit on modern music sounding all the same but I somehow (subconsciously) picked very different sounds.

clearedtoland,

You know! That’s what I was originally going to comment but wasn’t sure it’d make sense. Purchasing a product just means another way to sell to you nowadays. It’s ridiculous.

clearedtoland,

I seriously thought I must’ve accidentally clicked an icon or prompt while starting up that showed that full screen ad.

Intrusive, invasive and dystopian. I don’t even play CoD!

clearedtoland,

I came here fully expecting some thirst but pleasantly surprised that the dam quenched it.

clearedtoland,

I’m utterly oblivious about nautical life but all those sales must’ve been a bitch to manage

clearedtoland,

It took until your comment for me to notice the typo. Now I have to leave it.

clearedtoland,

Happily married but from what I’ve encountered in the wild, I wouldn’t/couldn’t do anything under 28 or so. It’s a completely different worldview.

clearedtoland,

I don’t think this is Gerald’s work…

clearedtoland,

Please explain what sex is for us married folks.

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