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cryptosporidium140,

Apparently he was just visiting the capitol, and talking to other people too. If I know anything about Dave Chappelle, if he had any real business with Boebert of all people, other than polite conversation/photo op, it would be for the pussy

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A lot of people completely miss the point of edgy comedy and take it at face value, so that makes him an easy target for clickbait and outrage. Since overly sensitive people out there allow comedians to hurt their feelings that makes him a bad man.

I think this punching up/punching down stuff is meaningless because he’s not trying to punch anyone, nor are trans people the only people “punched down on”, a.k.a. joked about, by edgy comedians on a regular basis.

cryptosporidium140,

I highly doubt he respects Boebert. I’m guessing it was just a quick picture to be polite

cryptosporidium140,

I wish I knew the context of this screenshot/what episode it was

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How so? I’ve never done pizza delivery, but is it due to customers who wish to pay in other ways?

cryptosporidium140,

My last job was production-oriented so I ran into this a lot. I was somehow out of town every single weekend. Now that I’ve moved to maintenance-oriented I’m suddenly home all the time

cryptosporidium140,

I was thinking it’s an opportunity for Rudolph to say “If you guys keep fuckin with me, maybe I’ll decide to crash this whole team”

cryptosporidium140,

That’s physics for you. Which is why I always gotta grab dat ass tight.

cryptosporidium140,

Not sure about the internet, but I saw a documentary called Finding Frances where they were able to go to the high school and view physical copies of the yearbooks

cryptosporidium140,

That one’s as close as you can get to Bailey’s without getting your eyes wet

cryptosporidium140,

Weird, I just see a man pulling his ass cheeks apart

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Missing eyebrows are hard to notice. I had to be told that Whoopi Goldberg didn’t have any to see it

cryptosporidium140,

“Day of the tentacle! I have the remake of this game!”

“What’s a remake?”

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I could see this being a plot twist in a horror movie but ain’t nobody gonna fund it

cryptosporidium140,

Gotta use the right screenshots for the quote, because dead Dumbledore doesn’t have the same needs

cryptosporidium140,

“Say you want this! Nothing happens until I hear you say it.”

“I want this”

cryptosporidium140,

My advice is to become a “financial dominatrix”. That’s where they get off on giving you money for absolutely nothing. Remember stapler guy from Office Space? Imagine if he got relocated to the basement but was somehow still on the payroll. Dream job

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Hard G because it eliminates ambiguity that it might have a j in it. There actually is a jif format but it never got popular. Another reason is I can’t think of another word starting with gif than gift

cryptosporidium140,

Creeps and weirdos? What the hell are they doing there?

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