dasgoat

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dasgoat,

I drove a Tiger Tank and it was stopped by a small picket fence.

The French could’ve saved so much money on the Maginot line, and could’ve had a very nice garden-like aesthetic if only they had known the potential of the small, white picket fence

dasgoat,

Oh I am sinning like a motherfucker

dasgoat,

Same. I read about it in memes mostly and at some point I was like ‘alright that’s enough of that’.

dasgoat,

Doesn’t matter, they’ll sublet it to some poor student and call it ‘close to the city centre’ because the king’'s shit floats through those pipes.

dasgoat,

Imagine this shit coming up when the streets outside flood or something

Fellow Extreme Weather Lemmings, what are your Buy it for Life winter boot suggestions?

We got my husband some Helly Hansen boots the year before last and we noticed a hole in them last year. I am right pissed. If I’m dropping hundreds of dollars on boots, I expect to get my money’s worth. What are your awesome boot suggestions to help me do just that?

dasgoat,

Would you rather drain your battery or your bank account

dasgoat,

That’s why you have a porn account

dasgoat,

From what I’ve heard the game is a bland and buggy mess

dasgoat,

As if ‘very extreme right’ (not a thing, they’re nazis. The word is nazis) isn’t like. Bad. Like apparently that’s a respectable position for the simple idea that it is on a ‘scale’?

And yes, fully agree. Even if there was a ‘scale’ (this is debateable) they crossed that line waaaaaaay long ago. Like 2016, maybe even before.

dasgoat, (edited )

LPL mentions Covert Instruments once in his 1 minute video

Day ruined

pants shit in

dasgoat,

Same here. Had the worst bottom feeder energy to it. Just scraping up shit and shitting it out, with the worst possible takes he just takes up all the oxygen in the room. Charlie isn’t much better than XQC.

dasgoat,

You can be dead and long buried and guess what, now you’re the life of the party when you haunt their asses for asking the question in the first place

dasgoat,

I for one applaud Rockstar for going open source. So progressive and insightful of them.

dasgoat, (edited )

I was taught to put my tongue* on the roof of my mouth and even had braces specifically to make me do that? Am I going mad? Is my life a lie? Is this just fantasy, caught in a landslide

dasgoat,

Joke’s on them I’m always unhinged

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