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don, to memes in Seriously who patrols old posts...

It says you misused it somehow. I’m not sure what you did to your stupid to misuse it, but you misused both the template and you misused your personal stupid. That’s what you gotta fix.

don, to memes in Seriously who patrols old posts...

How did I misuse my stupid? Did I put it in the wrong place? Did I color my stupid incorrectly? The template I understand, but explain how the fuck I misused my own personal stupid.

don, to memes in Any wine mommies out there

what are you talking about that’s just efficient af

don, to lemmyshitpost in That's certainly one way to smooth things out...

donut.

don, to lemmyshitpost in That's certainly one way to smooth things out...
don, to lemmyshitpost in It's a trap!

Time to roll a fort check.

don, to lemmyshitpost in Quick quick quick

Shit I got this. It’s a book you can buy on Amazon. You’re welcome and good luck!

don, to memes in And thus my subtitle requirement was born

Yeah I have ‘em on by default now

don, to science_memes in How many scientists does it take to open a bottle? The bottle:

CRISPR’s been given too much power

don, to lemmyshitpost in The state of the internet in 2023.

I may be a simple person, but I recognize a Twitter when I see it.

don, to memes in Split PNG Soup

That looks fuckin delicious

don, to lemmyshitpost in It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

It is lucky, so it isn’t made of the standard copper alloy. It just happens to be the one penny randomly minted from pure iridium. The artifact’s canon stipulates that no one is ever aware of this.

don, to asklemmy in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.

Time is a measurement of change, and is inextricably linked to space, so stopping time stops change of any kind. You wouldn’t be able to move even so little as a falling speck of dust from its (now) absolute position in space. You wouldn’t be able to move, and consequently even breathe, since your diaphragm has to change position for respiration to happen (nevermind the fact that matter can no longer be moved anyway, so air is now fixed in place.) Stopping time stops you, completely.

But since we’re talking about imaginary powers, if I could stop time, I wouldn’t even bother with anything in this multiverse, I’d just walk over to explore a different one a few trillion multiverses away. After all, I’d get there in no time.

don, to memes in Not such a conspiracy theory now

You’re just gonna give them ideas like that?!

Ah fuck. You didn’t tell them anything they didn’t already consider. Fuck, I’m slow.

don, to memes in Better believe you're getting a text from the openers in the morning about how you missed one dish on the rack.

Fuckin openers, man.

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