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don,

I’ve been personally attacked.

don,

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don,

16k/hour = 4.44…/second. Whoa.

don,

Are there handguns small enough to fit inside a Petri dish? Or do you just aim the handgun at the Petri dish? Does the handgun need to be loaded? If it must be loaded, will blanks suffice? Does a larger caliber reduce the time needed to aim the handgun at the Petri dish? Is there a specific distance to the dish from which one must aim the handgun? Are rifles, shotguns, and machine guns specifically excluded? Will a sword work? It’s generally made of the same kind of material as a handgun. Is it necessary to stand on a chair while wearing a lab coat while aiming the handgun? Can two hands be used to aim the handgun? Does engaging the handgun’s safety have any effect on the contents of the Petri dish?

XKCD’s not being very helpful.

don,

Take your pick.

don,

Don’t knock Neelix’s cooking, he’s all there is standing between you and the replicators.

don,

Yeah I have ‘em on by default now

don,

Shit I got this. It’s a book you can buy on Amazon. You’re welcome and good luck!

don,

I may be a simple person, but I recognize a Twitter when I see it.

don,

12 hours of solid fucking global mayhem every two weeks on a 50/50?! I’m patient. I’ll take the lucky penny.

don,

Man’s on the verge of a completely breakdown and y’all just havin a go at him

don,

Our monopoly isn’t getting broken up any time soon. Warsies can cope.

don,

I have long silver hair and have been complimented by two dudes quite younger than me. I returned the compliment, it was nice.

don,

They do, homie, they fuckin do. Errrrrrbody in this section smokin that pro-moon flav-r-ade tho. you can’t trust no one bro

don,

1 + 1 = 2

don,

Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, he would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

don,

Post a tweet asking wtf you’re supposed to do w that information obviously

don,

OP also plays GW

don,

fuckin blockin u rite now u terrerist

don, (edited )

Step 1: Get a reputable VPN.

Step 2: Install uBlock Origin.

don,

can’t get rich by doin stupid shit like that lol

don,

That’s facts

don,

Well yeah, we have bigger wings

don,

Better not do it again, or pretty much nothing will happen.

You’ve been warned

don,

Or the grease for the carriage axels.

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