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don,

How did I misuse my stupid? Did I put it in the wrong place? Did I color my stupid incorrectly? The template I understand, but explain how the fuck I misused my own personal stupid.

don,

It says you misused it somehow. I’m not sure what you did to your stupid to misuse it, but you misused both the template and you misused your personal stupid. That’s what you gotta fix.

don,

Was he from Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide, or Perth? I can never remember…

don,

“Detector! Has the sun gone nova?”

“Calculating… results available in 9 minutes and 14 seconds.”

don,

what are you talking about that’s just efficient af

don,

Time is a measurement of change, and is inextricably linked to space, so stopping time stops change of any kind. You wouldn’t be able to move even so little as a falling speck of dust from its (now) absolute position in space. You wouldn’t be able to move, and consequently even breathe, since your diaphragm has to change position for respiration to happen (nevermind the fact that matter can no longer be moved anyway, so air is now fixed in place.) Stopping time stops you, completely.

But since we’re talking about imaginary powers, if I could stop time, I wouldn’t even bother with anything in this multiverse, I’d just walk over to explore a different one a few trillion multiverses away. After all, I’d get there in no time.

don,

Shit I got this. It’s a book you can buy on Amazon. You’re welcome and good luck!

don,

CRISPR’s been given too much power

don,

I may be a simple person, but I recognize a Twitter when I see it.

don,

It is lucky, so it isn’t made of the standard copper alloy. It just happens to be the one penny randomly minted from pure iridium. The artifact’s canon stipulates that no one is ever aware of this.

don,

You’re just gonna give them ideas like that?!

Ah fuck. You didn’t tell them anything they didn’t already consider. Fuck, I’m slow.

don,

All I’m seeing is ads streamed directly to the brain with no way but one to stop it, assuming that instinct doesn’t get neurologically suppressed.

don,

Man’s on the verge of a completely breakdown and y’all just havin a go at him

don,

You could just cash ‘em outside, how bow da?

don,

Our monopoly isn’t getting broken up any time soon. Warsies can cope.

don,

I have long silver hair and have been complimented by two dudes quite younger than me. I returned the compliment, it was nice.

don, (edited )

You’re absolutely correct, Garek, it’s a truly absurd fairy tale, by any measure. On a completely unrelated subject, may I introduce you to your lord and savior Jesus Christ?

don,

So fuckin high you may as well be in another multiverse

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