don

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don,

I may be a simple person, but I recognize a Twitter when I see it.

don,

I have long silver hair and have been complimented by two dudes quite younger than me. I returned the compliment, it was nice.

don,

This fuckin bottle’s got four side necks and here my bitch ass has only one regular neck

fuckin bullshit man

don,

CRISPR’s been given too much power

don,

Don’t knock Neelix’s cooking, he’s all there is standing between you and the replicators.

don,

You’re just gonna give them ideas like that?!

Ah fuck. You didn’t tell them anything they didn’t already consider. Fuck, I’m slow.

don,

All I’m seeing is ads streamed directly to the brain with no way but one to stop it, assuming that instinct doesn’t get neurologically suppressed.

don,

Shit I got this. It’s a book you can buy on Amazon. You’re welcome and good luck!

don, (edited )

You’re absolutely correct, Garek, it’s a truly absurd fairy tale, by any measure. On a completely unrelated subject, may I introduce you to your lord and savior Jesus Christ?

don,

You could just cash ‘em outside, how bow da?

don,

Man’s on the verge of a completely breakdown and y’all just havin a go at him

don,

Tequila and Amazon Prime

Sex worker pseudonyms going from traditional to corporate real quick

don,

Our monopoly isn’t getting broken up any time soon. Warsies can cope.

don,

So fuckin high you may as well be in another multiverse

don,

12 hours of solid fucking global mayhem every two weeks on a 50/50?! I’m patient. I’ll take the lucky penny.

don,

It is lucky, so it isn’t made of the standard copper alloy. It just happens to be the one penny randomly minted from pure iridium. The artifact’s canon stipulates that no one is ever aware of this.

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