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don,

YA DUN GOOFED

don,

No sorrow accepted, friend!

If your scenario posits that you are excepted from the effects of time throughout the universe halting, then what you posit would seem to be true, relative to that scenario. And it is interesting. In mine, the time stopper is part of the universe they’re in, and the instant they stop time, they too are frozen along with the rest of the 10^80 particles.

I’m just going all in for the scenario of “I’m gonna stop time and do all kinds of shit, or maybe just take a nap. Here… we… go—“

[ETERNALLY FROZEN UNIVERSE]

don,

They do, homie, they fuckin do. Errrrrrbody in this section smokin that pro-moon flav-r-ade tho. you can’t trust no one bro

don,

pop pop goes the weasel, the weasel pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes pop

don,

Gotta be the onions, no one gives a fuck about fuck.

don,

1 + 1 = 2

don,

tarries use weed as a trap to draw you in, don’t be fooled

don,

Post a tweet asking wtf you’re supposed to do w that information obviously

don,

Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, he would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

don,

They really didn’t though?

don,

NOT THE BEES!

don,

OP also plays GW

don,

You wanna get a died, people? Because 👆 this is how you get a died.

don,

It’s extremely common knowledge that liarbrals and dummiecraps have higher survival rates due to all the satanerizificating they do.

don,

So you met a cow and got a new car and a haircut for your troubles. Not bad at all!

don,

Wh-wh-what?

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    don,

    The silly version is cooler anyway

    Terms of Service (media.kbin.social)

    alt text(parodical) YouTube popup: Going to pee during the ad break violates YouTube’s Terms of Service - It looks like you selfishly left the room while our ads were playing. Don’t you know that by watching youtube you entered a CONTRACT?! - We killed the competition by operating at a loss for a decade. We paid good money...

    don, (edited )

    Oh holy fuck there’s a post floating around the lemmies about Sony basically patenting this idea, and the patent artwork shows a guy standing with his hands raised over his head and saying “McDonald’s” in order to speed up an ad holy raging badgerfuck

    Edit: found the link to the article

    fortune.com/…/sony-patent-is-hilarious-terrifying…

    don,

    LMAO

    don,

    This reminds me of the Black Mirror episode 15 Million Merits

    don,

    Now, I know we not out here in this day an age not only discriminatin against caffeinated drinks of lowered emotional states, but also proudly posting photographic evidence of said bigotry on social media. Y’all really need to do better smfh

    don,

    fukkin figures u ppl would cry about chronological reeducation we dont need ur kind in this subdimension

    don,

    …

    Hmmm. I may have you lot wrong, now that I think about it.

    Freedom for Knopperistan! Down with time-based oppression!

    don,

    I’m guessing it’s clickbait, there’s no mention of what the legos had to do with it.

    don,

    Duck: (nods appreciatively, then walks away.)

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