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Well at least it managed to get the hands right, it seems.

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How to start your car.

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Fake hurting.

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“Detector! Has the sun gone nova?”

“Calculating… results available in 9 minutes and 14 seconds.”

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The bottom text and the picture send peculiar signals.

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Time to roll a fort check.

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CRISPR’s been given too much power

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That looks fuckin delicious

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It is lucky, so it isn’t made of the standard copper alloy. It just happens to be the one penny randomly minted from pure iridium. The artifact’s canon stipulates that no one is ever aware of this.

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“Imzadi” my ass

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Fuckin openers, man.

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You could just cash ‘em outside, how bow da?

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YA DUN GOOFED

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So fuckin high you may as well be in another multiverse

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tarries use weed as a trap to draw you in, don’t be fooled

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NOT THE BEES!

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They really didn’t though?

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Now, I know we not out here in this day an age not only discriminatin against caffeinated drinks of lowered emotional states, but also proudly posting photographic evidence of said bigotry on social media. Y’all really need to do better smfh

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Wh-wh-what?

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So you met a cow and got a new car and a haircut for your troubles. Not bad at all!

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I’m guessing it’s clickbait, there’s no mention of what the legos had to do with it.

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Holy shit those fingers are gigantic

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I’d easily rather be Draugr than be one of those insufferable fucks

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It really is the only way

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Impressive how things were back then. You’d invest a great deal of money into a washing machine, and you’d get a free family to work it for you.

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