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don,

YA DUN GOOFED

don,

No sorrow accepted, friend!

If your scenario posits that you are excepted from the effects of time throughout the universe halting, then what you posit would seem to be true, relative to that scenario. And it is interesting. In mine, the time stopper is part of the universe they’re in, and the instant they stop time, they too are frozen along with the rest of the 10^80 particles.

I’m just going all in for the scenario of “I’m gonna stop time and do all kinds of shit, or maybe just take a nap. Here… we… go—“

[ETERNALLY FROZEN UNIVERSE]

don,

Time is a measurement of change, and is inextricably linked to space, so stopping time stops change of any kind. You wouldn’t be able to move even so little as a falling speck of dust from its (now) absolute position in space. You wouldn’t be able to move, and consequently even breathe, since your diaphragm has to change position for respiration to happen (nevermind the fact that matter can no longer be moved anyway, so air is now fixed in place.) Stopping time stops you, completely.

But since we’re talking about imaginary powers, if I could stop time, I wouldn’t even bother with anything in this multiverse, I’d just walk over to explore a different one a few trillion multiverses away. After all, I’d get there in no time.

don,

Time to roll a fort check.

don,

Yeah I have ‘em on by default now

don,

Shit I got this. It’s a book you can buy on Amazon. You’re welcome and good luck!

don,

CRISPR’s been given too much power

don,

I may be a simple person, but I recognize a Twitter when I see it.

don,

It is lucky, so it isn’t made of the standard copper alloy. It just happens to be the one penny randomly minted from pure iridium. The artifact’s canon stipulates that no one is ever aware of this.

don,

That looks fuckin delicious

don,

You’re just gonna give them ideas like that?!

Ah fuck. You didn’t tell them anything they didn’t already consider. Fuck, I’m slow.

don,

Fuckin openers, man.

don,

Man’s on the verge of a completely breakdown and y’all just havin a go at him

don,

You could just cash ‘em outside, how bow da?

don,

Striking Vipers, for the curious.

don,

Our monopoly isn’t getting broken up any time soon. Warsies can cope.

don,

I have long silver hair and have been complimented by two dudes quite younger than me. I returned the compliment, it was nice.

don, (edited )

You’re absolutely correct, Garek, it’s a truly absurd fairy tale, by any measure. On a completely unrelated subject, may I introduce you to your lord and savior Jesus Christ?

don,

So fuckin high you may as well be in another multiverse

don,

They do, homie, they fuckin do. Errrrrrbody in this section smokin that pro-moon flav-r-ade tho. you can’t trust no one bro

don,

pop pop goes the weasel, the weasel pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes pop

don,

Gotta be the onions, no one gives a fuck about fuck.

don,

The silly version is cooler anyway

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don,

This reminds me of the Black Mirror episode 15 Million Merits

don,

Duck: (nods appreciatively, then walks away.)

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