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don,

You wanna get a died, people? Because 👆 this is how you get a died.

don,

It’s extremely common knowledge that liarbrals and dummiecraps have higher survival rates due to all the satanerizificating they do.

don,

Now, I know we not out here in this day an age not only discriminatin against caffeinated drinks of lowered emotional states, but also proudly posting photographic evidence of said bigotry on social media. Y’all really need to do better smfh

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  • don,

    So you met a cow and got a new car and a haircut for your troubles. Not bad at all!

    don,

    I’m guessing it’s clickbait, there’s no mention of what the legos had to do with it.

    Terms of Service (media.kbin.social)

    alt text(parodical) YouTube popup: Going to pee during the ad break violates YouTube’s Terms of Service - It looks like you selfishly left the room while our ads were playing. Don’t you know that by watching youtube you entered a CONTRACT?! - We killed the competition by operating at a loss for a decade. We paid good money...

    don,

    This reminds me of the Black Mirror episode 15 Million Merits

    don,

    In the center of the pizza, the toppings appear to make a sad face, as if the person who drew the artwork for the patent felt bad about drawing artwork for such a shitty patent idea.

    don, (edited )

    Oh holy fuck there’s a post floating around the lemmies about Sony basically patenting this idea, and the patent artwork shows a guy standing with his hands raised over his head and saying “McDonald’s” in order to speed up an ad holy raging badgerfuck

    Edit: found the link to the article

    fortune.com/…/sony-patent-is-hilarious-terrifying…

    don,

    LMAO

    don,

    fuckin blockin u rite now u terrerist

    don,

    This is why god created nuclear bombs

    don,

    fukkin figures u ppl would cry about chronological reeducation we dont need ur kind in this subdimension

    don,

    Hmmm. I may have you lot wrong, now that I think about it.

    Freedom for Knopperistan! Down with time-based oppression!

    don,

    Duck: (nods appreciatively, then walks away.)

    don,

    Holy shit those fingers are gigantic

    don,

    I’d easily rather be Draugr than be one of those insufferable fucks

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