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don,

As he’s climbing into a cryosleep pod

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Fuck nuclear bombs, we’re going straight to close-range gamma ray bursts.

don,

There is a commonly used phrase, “misery loves company.”

don,

You lost me at “As an engineer:”

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Are there handguns small enough to fit inside a Petri dish? Or do you just aim the handgun at the Petri dish? Does the handgun need to be loaded? If it must be loaded, will blanks suffice? Does a larger caliber reduce the time needed to aim the handgun at the Petri dish? Is there a specific distance to the dish from which one must aim the handgun? Are rifles, shotguns, and machine guns specifically excluded? Will a sword work? It’s generally made of the same kind of material as a handgun. Is it necessary to stand on a chair while wearing a lab coat while aiming the handgun? Can two hands be used to aim the handgun? Does engaging the handgun’s safety have any effect on the contents of the Petri dish?

XKCD’s not being very helpful.

don,

Well at least it managed to get the hands right, it seems.

don,

How did I misuse my stupid? Did I put it in the wrong place? Did I color my stupid incorrectly? The template I understand, but explain how the fuck I misused my own personal stupid.

don,

It says you misused it somehow. I’m not sure what you did to your stupid to misuse it, but you misused both the template and you misused your personal stupid. That’s what you gotta fix.

don,

Necessity is often the instigator of collaboration.

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Was he from Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide, or Perth? I can never remember…

don,

“Detector! Has the sun gone nova?”

“Calculating… results available in 9 minutes and 14 seconds.”

don,

I think some clarification is needed, specifically that Japan is Japan.

don,

what are you talking about that’s just efficient af

don,

This fuckin bottle’s got four side necks and here my bitch ass has only one regular neck

fuckin bullshit man

don,

12 hours of solid fucking global mayhem every two weeks on a 50/50?! I’m patient. I’ll take the lucky penny.

don,

Tequila and Amazon Prime

Sex worker pseudonyms going from traditional to corporate real quick

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All I’m seeing is ads streamed directly to the brain with no way but one to stop it, assuming that instinct doesn’t get neurologically suppressed.

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