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don,

I use HAL 9000. Get up on my level.

don,

As he’s climbing into a cryosleep pod

don,

He stands up, and pulls out a plane ticket to Australia.

don,

I’ve been personally attacked.

don,

Unsubscribe

don,

Fuck nuclear bombs, we’re going straight to close-range gamma ray bursts.

don,

There is a commonly used phrase, “misery loves company.”

don,

You lost me at “As an engineer:”

don,

16k/hour = 4.44…/second. Whoa.

don,

Not being a whaleologist, this joke took me 15 seconds to get, but got it I did.

don,

Are there handguns small enough to fit inside a Petri dish? Or do you just aim the handgun at the Petri dish? Does the handgun need to be loaded? If it must be loaded, will blanks suffice? Does a larger caliber reduce the time needed to aim the handgun at the Petri dish? Is there a specific distance to the dish from which one must aim the handgun? Are rifles, shotguns, and machine guns specifically excluded? Will a sword work? It’s generally made of the same kind of material as a handgun. Is it necessary to stand on a chair while wearing a lab coat while aiming the handgun? Can two hands be used to aim the handgun? Does engaging the handgun’s safety have any effect on the contents of the Petri dish?

XKCD’s not being very helpful.

don,

Technically a close-range gamma ray burst can kill coronavirus, but there’s a good reason no one is using it for that purpose: it’s a goddamned close-range gamma ray burst.

don,

Well at least it managed to get the hands right, it seems.

don,

Necessity is often the instigator of collaboration.

don,

How to start your car.

don,

Fiber, lots of.

don,

Fake hurting.

don,

I think some clarification is needed, specifically that Japan is Japan.

don,

The bottom text and the picture send peculiar signals.

don,

Those boots look like they’ve been datamoshed

don,

Don’t knock Neelix’s cooking, he’s all there is standing between you and the replicators.

don,

This fuckin bottle’s got four side necks and here my bitch ass has only one regular neck

fuckin bullshit man

don,

12 hours of solid fucking global mayhem every two weeks on a 50/50?! I’m patient. I’ll take the lucky penny.

don,

Tequila and Amazon Prime

Sex worker pseudonyms going from traditional to corporate real quick

don,

“Imzadi” my ass

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