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don,

I use HAL 9000. Get up on my level.

don,

“Detector! Has the sun gone nova?”

“Calculating… results available in 9 minutes and 14 seconds.”

don,

Necessity is often the instigator of collaboration.

don,

Was he from Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide, or Perth? I can never remember…

don,

You lost me at “As an engineer:”

don,

Fuck nuclear bombs, we’re going straight to close-range gamma ray bursts.

don,

Unsubscribe

don,

I think some clarification is needed, specifically that Japan is Japan.

don,

There is a commonly used phrase, “misery loves company.”

don,

The bottom text and the picture send peculiar signals.

don,

He stands up, and pulls out a plane ticket to Australia.

don,

As he’s climbing into a cryosleep pod

don,

Not being a whaleologist, this joke took me 15 seconds to get, but got it I did.

don,

Are there handguns small enough to fit inside a Petri dish? Or do you just aim the handgun at the Petri dish? Does the handgun need to be loaded? If it must be loaded, will blanks suffice? Does a larger caliber reduce the time needed to aim the handgun at the Petri dish? Is there a specific distance to the dish from which one must aim the handgun? Are rifles, shotguns, and machine guns specifically excluded? Will a sword work? It’s generally made of the same kind of material as a handgun. Is it necessary to stand on a chair while wearing a lab coat while aiming the handgun? Can two hands be used to aim the handgun? Does engaging the handgun’s safety have any effect on the contents of the Petri dish?

XKCD’s not being very helpful.

don,

Technically a close-range gamma ray burst can kill coronavirus, but there’s a good reason no one is using it for that purpose: it’s a goddamned close-range gamma ray burst.

don,

what are you talking about that’s just efficient af

don,

How did I misuse my stupid? Did I put it in the wrong place? Did I color my stupid incorrectly? The template I understand, but explain how the fuck I misused my own personal stupid.

don,

It says you misused it somehow. I’m not sure what you did to your stupid to misuse it, but you misused both the template and you misused your personal stupid. That’s what you gotta fix.

don,

Those boots look like they’ve been datamoshed

don,

Well at least it managed to get the hands right, it seems.

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