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drcobaltjedi, to memes in Spices too

There are actually onions that you can do that with. I think the soil where those are grown is low on sulfer or something so the onion cant make the chemical responsible for making your eyes water.

drcobaltjedi, to asklemmy in So is the US slipping into Civil War?

I had to stop listening to ICHH it gave me way too much anxiety and was just too stressed back when i listened in 2020. I’ve since taken up to instead listen to BTB and cool people who did cool stuff off the same network. Monsters that are usually dead and people who kick ass make me feel better.

drcobaltjedi, to memes in It can't be stopped

I collect vintage and iconic computers as a hobby, and the only reason i bought a win98 machine was so I could play DOS games on the real hardware. But otherwise yeah, it can do most things youd use a modern computer for very well other than it shouldnt connect to the internet.

drcobaltjedi, to programmer_humor in You can have anything you wan...

My old man told me he took one programming language in college and it was APL. Having looked at APL since becoming a software dev myself, I can understand why he hated it.

It’s just so gross and hard to read

drcobaltjedi, to historyporn in "My turn next!" Testing bulletproof vests, 1923

Yeah this is whats actually happening. The inventor of the bullet proof vest would litterally get shot to show how safe it made the wearer.

drcobaltjedi, to lemmyshitpost in State flags

Yeah split my state back in half you weirdo. Its supposed to be 2 peninsulas.

drcobaltjedi, to lemmyshitpost in The only thing keeping us Millennials going at this point

I’m still mad about how dirty they did Suki in TLoK. Not even a fucking offhanded mention.

drcobaltjedi, to memes in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips

Theres a few schools of thought when it comes to teaching math. Theres the camp that thinks that you should see 285 X 342 and figure out in your head its 97,470. Then theres the other group that goes, well we just need to teach them the concept and then the students apply it. Its people in the first camp that said you’d never have a calculator and just isn’t a realistic take on the world anymore. Very rarely do I have to sit down and remember what sin(30) is, but I can still do the trig work I’ve needed in my day job as a software developer.

drcobaltjedi, to memes in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips

Yeah, I remember being told this in 2005. Granted phones then were just phones with the calculator program built in because its an easy thing to tack on that costs basically nothing to add. I had a cell phone by then that was basically my own home line (it was always just at home for friends to call me), but like even then adults were largely expected to have a phone of their own. A few years later the 1st iPhone came out.

drcobaltjedi, to lemmyshitpost in should i??

I found the poster on the birdsite, and from what I’ve seen of their pictures. No way is the subject them. The poster has way too long of hair for none of it to be visible in the photo.

Though having looked at their twitter, I am not surprised they said that about a stranger.

drcobaltjedi, to memes in Now let's not go making this a habit...

Hus wife also just passed away they were together for ~70 years. Lets face it here, its also roughtly his time too.

drcobaltjedi, to linuxmemes in They caught us

I’m the kind of guy who will sometomes automate his laziness. I once wrote a simple gui that was basically this meme.

drcobaltjedi, to memes in Enjoy your Call of Duty

PS4/5 does that unpack replace model for updates. Xbox on the otherhand applies the changes directly to the old version.

drcobaltjedi, to memes in Just fuck me up fam

Yeah, I feel this meme. Lot of “why bother” energy with my friend group. We all know we’re fucked

drcobaltjedi, to comicstrips in I... I wouldn't mind it [ElderCactus]

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