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Unreal 4 and 5 expert with 3D art and animation skills

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GTA 6

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Here’s my opinion on why your wrong. Windows is full of trackers that gather your telemetry (anonymously but if you piss off bill gates he will send you a screenshot of all the porn you watched) which tells Microsoft things like when you take a shit and how many minorities you dislike. Next is performance because Windows runs like hot garbage on low tier computers. Your $400 HP laptop comes with Windows? Well enjoy 20 minutes of loading when you boot that bad boy up and even Microsoft Office will struggle. Settings in Windows are all fucked up because Steve Gates can’t decide on where shit goes so now you have TWO that’s right TWO settings menus, one that’s your classic control panel and the other that’s old people proof even though old people can’t work out how to open the start menu let alone change a setting. Finally there’s the ads which are annoying as shit. You start up your shitbox of a PC which takes twenty minutes and your greeted with "oh you should buy gamepass lmao. That’s why I use Linux. Linux is the best operating system. You download it, install it, mess it up somehow and Install it again. Why I love the fact that only some distros gather telemetry (idk which ones lmao) and the fact that there’s 20 billion different operating systems to choose from built useing Linux with varying degrees of quality. And no matter what you get you’ll still end up using the terminal to fix your shitty drivers. Personally I love Temple OS. Temple OS is written in holy C

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Semen everywhere

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Brit#sh

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“old grandmas in your area want to FUCK YOU”

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The names James, Bond James, Bond James is having a stronk call the bondulance

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Is this loss?

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The reason Bri#ish people drink so much tea is because of their dental hygenie makes it painful to chew solid food

This package of bagels I bought expired on a date that doesn't exist. (i.imgur.com)

I originally posted this on the other site back when I took the picture, and it resulted in a lot of confused comments, especially from Americans, eventually getting removed by overzealous mods. Either way, I promise you that this date does not exist, and has never existed.

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Too late apparently

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Vore

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GTA 6

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The bugs when they see a hot freshly squeezed dog turd

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Like mid bust or before pre bust nutting?

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My dad was a fire fighter and they referred to the charred corpses as “crispy critters”

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Not today thank you

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Flavourlander, Ned Flavourlander

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MARGARET THATCHER THE CUM SNATCHER

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Bill should have his own special branch, Bills Branch

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Your so gnarp gnarp

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I’m personally a fan of ddr3

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Louis Armstrong didn’t goto the moon for this :(

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I liek fire trucks and moster trucks

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What a very cumulative word

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Louis Armstrong with his brother Lance Armstrong back in 89 both went to the moon. All so you could have smaller computers and political posts like this :/

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Is this loss

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