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edgemaster72,
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Or get married at a courthouse for the tax breaks without all the overpriced bullshit of a “traditional” wedding

edgemaster72,
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Not sure about the paper towels though.

Sociopaths. Had a regular customer who would do this then tell on himself but try to blame it on “someone” like it was already there when he got there. Chief, we’ve been open 15 minutes, you’re the first person to go in there today.

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You wanna dream up some lottery numbers for me friend?

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I choose to believe the brain mispronounced “watch” hence the typo in the bottom left panel

edgemaster72,
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Germs die when they’re killed

(and don’t when they’re not)

edgemaster72,
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Still better than I’d do naming things. It’d just be Landplace 1, Landplace 2, etc.

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I read it as “release your ears” and was like “wait, what?”

edgemaster72,
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“Except for these beings, let’s all be momentarily sad about their failed survival together.”

2023 in memoriam reel plays

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A little touch of beauty everywhere, rather than concentrated in a few locations. Seems reasonable to me.

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Ah yes, the famous 10 week period to let the baby rest and finish cooking before mom pushes the freeloader out

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My oldest sister will probably be getting to that here in the next hour or so

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This is the kind of question that makes me hate my mortality, because culture is so scattered and vast and changing so rapidly these days that it seems difficult to imagine anything “modern” lasting for hundreds more years, and we’ll never actually be able to know the answer.

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I used to be a 5XL. I still am, but I used to be too.

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Flush first so you’re not sticking the tube through the water I guess

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On a semantics level it may be even more true now. Of course you’re not going to have an actual calculator in your pocket, why would you when you can have a smartphone

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