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frickineh, to memes in make smoking great again

Also, it smells like ass, so even if it wasn’t harmful, smokers would still stink up everywhere they go.

frickineh, to memes in Presidential fitness test

I had to do it to impress Bill Clinton. Side note, he gave me the worst handshake I’ve ever had in my life, just competely limp, dead fish style. So I don’t give a shit if he was impressed with how many crunches I could do.

frickineh, to comicstrips in Dress by Pizzacakecomic

Maybe you can be a navy blue goth? It could work!

frickineh, to memes in Gotta keep everyone updated

Period cramps, so sadly not the right kind. The solution is to remove my demon spawn uterus, but taking time off for surgery in the US is just a whole fucking thing. I have been thinking about trying magnesium for the calf cramps I get sometimes, though.

frickineh, to memes in Gotta keep everyone updated

Thanks, I think it will. Worth living for.

frickineh, to memes in Gotta keep everyone updated

Me, telling all my coworkers about my cramps. And now, telling anyone who clicks on the post. I have cramps. They are really fucking bad. I want to die but I ordered ramen for dinner so I’m gonna wait until after I have that.

frickineh, to lemmy_stitch in Dolphin pattern by CrossStitching4Joy

Ooh this is so fancy! I like it a lot.

frickineh, to lemmyshitpost in Anxiety symptoms we don't talk about

I think getting drunk before a christening is just sensible, because it’s boring.

frickineh, to lemmybewholesome in only one wish required

My dog would just wish for food, so she may not have any wishes. She’d just get so fat she couldn’t move if it was up to her.

frickineh, to lemmyshitpost in God why did I say yes

Did you know that you can be the one that cancels?? I know, it sounds crazy, but I’ve done it and it totally works! Game changer.

frickineh, to memes in Why are we not talking about this literacy crisis?

That’s some of it, but there are high school kids who come in to my office and literally write like 5 year olds. I mean holding the pen like little kids do, handwriting that’s a dead ringer for my kindergarten work books, all of it. Those kids were struggling way before COVID.

frickineh, to memes in Indigenous Indignation
frickineh, to lemmy_stitch in Getting wild on NYE

Thank you! I’m pretty happy with how it came out, even if there was a little cursing as I did roughly 80 billion tiny split stitches.

frickineh, to lemmyshitpost in Headlines be like

Also, all the violence involved in the industry. I prefer my sparkly shit to involve less blood.

frickineh, to comicstrips in When Fallout asks you to make difficult choices

It might have been kind of sad the first playthrough, but then you find out Shaun grew up to kind of suck and scrapping all his shit is totally fine on replays. Byeee crib. Bye mobile and toys and whole entire house. I need to make myself a sick penthouse and some turrets.

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