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garbagebagel, to asklemmy in What could my upstairs neighbor possibly be doing to make this much noise?

I had a neighbour I lived next to that no joke the kids used to play basketball inside the apartment. We met the poor person below them once and she asked almost jokingly if they play basketball. Yes, yes they do that is what they’re doing.

Luckily at my new apartment I don’t have to wonder what they’re doing because in addition to the stomping I can also hear their kids fucking screaming the entire day. Do they jump on their bed at 5 am? Why yes. Do they chase the dog around at 2 pm? Why yes, yes they do. Does their dad come home and yell at them at 5 pm? Why yes! Yes he does.

garbagebagel, to memes in "Who are my senators?", "What is a gyatt?", "How do you microwave ramen?"

All of the medical symptoms. Am I dying? Do I have lupus? Only my incognito friend will know.

garbagebagel, to comicstrips in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic

I very clearly remember the day and am pretty right down the middle millenial but no way in hell did I understand the ultimate consequences of it.

garbagebagel, to comicstrips in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic

Hm I thought this whole time it was the mid decade like 85-94, 65-84. It is silly though, nobody has the exact same upbringing just because they’re born in a certain year.

garbagebagel, to comicstrips in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic

Girls just wanna have wine

garbagebagel, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Crypto genius

Wait if you can avoid debt collectors for 7 years they just forget about you?? Like I could fuck off to another country where they can’t garner my wages and come back and they can’t do shit about it?

garbagebagel, to memes in I'm starting to feel like there's not much choice

Who needs retirement when I can just die!

garbagebagel, to lemmyshitpost in Save thousands

I mean, what this ad should really read is “save your family thousands”. If you can afford it and have the resources, preplan your whole burial plan so your family can just grieve instead of dealing with all the admin of it.

garbagebagel, to lemmyshitpost in I believe theyre talking about newborns there.

I watched this great documentary that proved that sleep deprivation actually just turns you into Brad Pitt out to destroy capitalism.

garbagebagel, to lemmyshitpost in I believe theyre talking about newborns there.

Well I didn’t want children but now I got some experimenting to do.

garbagebagel, to asklemmy in What are your "poor person" money life hacks?

Oh definitely, it’s not a great option regardless so if you have the ability to pay, the gym is definitely the better option.

garbagebagel, to asklemmy in What are your "poor person" money life hacks?

Sleep for dinner!

garbagebagel, to asklemmy in What are your "poor person" money life hacks?

Not the same person but where I am there are shelters and community centers that offer these things for free. The facilities are not in as good condition as a gym membership though.

garbagebagel, to asklemmy in What are your "poor person" money life hacks?

Maybe engage in some light tax evasion.

Not me (definitely not me) but my friend certainly had a lot more money when they had a job that made light tax evasion easier :(

garbagebagel, to asklemmy in What are your "poor person" money life hacks?

Interesting I guess this is why my partner does this. Kind of drives me nuts though because then we’ll have something on the list for months and he keeps putting it off until I finally just go on my own to buy it because I actually need it. Obviously not for big purchases but for stuff we don’t use often like flour or jam or something.

Growing up my parents sheltered me a lot more from the financial instability we faced, his did not and he’s still stuck in survival mode even though we are past it, so we have very different spending habits.

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