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gibmiser,

Did the death star have a daycare? If so, he got anakin beat on younglings slaughtered too.

gibmiser,

I loved and hated it since the first time I saw it

gibmiser,

Crave it, but in a friendly crackhead sort of way.

gibmiser,

I gotcha fam. I got a block of cheddar cheese spiked with fentanyl with your name on it.

gibmiser,

I’m a little worried about that guys leg in panel 3. Gonna need some medical attention.

gibmiser,

For anyone else who did not initially realize this was satire

jabde.com/about/

gibmiser,

My number I picked after reading about historical averages.

awealthofcommonsense.com/…/200-years-of-asset-cla…

gibmiser,

Try playing with this. Set the interest rate to 7%. Assume you will live to 75 (average us life expectancy) and retire at 65.

Now change the monthly contribution amount to the most you can comfortably contribute right now if you opened an IRA IRA.

This is your low estimate of your retirement savings. As you get older hopefully you earn more and can contribute more.

gibmiser,

Blue Jays would definitely commit armed robbery if they could.

gibmiser,

Well, I barely have enough time to see the friends I already have. Don’t want to take on a new friendship and neglect them.

gibmiser,

Well, the guy is going to blow his toe off, but he is gonna say “Gat dang flies! Good thing I got 9 more.” And load another shell.

gibmiser,

That poor horse. Can only imagine the terror. And better hope it doesn’t lift it head all the way up…

gibmiser,

Ah. Yup that was it. In hindsight makes sense they were just showing off what the captured - not how they planned to use it.

And now that it’s not really what happened I am enjoying the idea of a fictional version of a drive by on one of those.

gibmiser,

Imagine being an animal not knowing what is going on and a ear damaging loud noise occurs repeatedly from the heavy metal machine on your back.

I’d freak the fuck out.

gibmiser,

That’s awesome. Both in the funny way, and that they were able to push through the emotions that come with those sorts of conflicts and finish their work. Good for them.

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