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gibmiser,

So, uh… trigger warning?

gibmiser,

Do a sleep study. If you have apnea try the CPAP.

gibmiser,

Wish I could help you man. But nothing worked for me in the 10 years before I got the CPAP.

Sleeping on your side is better than sleeping on your back or stomach. Alcohol and sleep medicines won’t help.

gibmiser,

Never played it, not surprised tho.

gibmiser,

Well… turns out tiny shards of volcanic rock are sharp enough to make surgical scalpels. So, colorful.

gibmiser,

Oh totally. Absolutely would decimate the human population on earth. And that wouldn’t be a bad thing if it meant people only had kids they could actually take care of.

gibmiser,

If you’re happy and you know it…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e142fd5a-a1f0-456f-b507-4fbf1e142178.jpeg

gibmiser,

Stamp a skeet / stomp your feet

gibmiser, (edited )

If you’re happy and you know it…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4b324f2b-b5c9-4d64-87dd-702c7b0bec79.webm

gibmiser,

No, it’s just a different, less important group of friends

gibmiser,

I dunno, look at that fork, it’s gotta be hot, shits like a limp noodle.

gibmiser,

Crabs is too animated to be Data.

Patrick = Riker Spongebob = Picard Squidward = Data

gibmiser,

I gotcha fam. I got a block of cheddar cheese spiked with fentanyl with your name on it.

gibmiser,

I loved and hated it since the first time I saw it

gibmiser,

Well g is the 7th letter sooo

gibmiser,

Imagine being an animal not knowing what is going on and a ear damaging loud noise occurs repeatedly from the heavy metal machine on your back.

I’d freak the fuck out.

gibmiser,

Ah. Yup that was it. In hindsight makes sense they were just showing off what the captured - not how they planned to use it.

And now that it’s not really what happened I am enjoying the idea of a fictional version of a drive by on one of those.

gibmiser,

That poor horse. Can only imagine the terror. And better hope it doesn’t lift it head all the way up…

gibmiser,

Try playing with this. Set the interest rate to 7%. Assume you will live to 75 (average us life expectancy) and retire at 65.

Now change the monthly contribution amount to the most you can comfortably contribute right now if you opened an IRA IRA.

This is your low estimate of your retirement savings. As you get older hopefully you earn more and can contribute more.

gibmiser,

Well better a spaghetti appointment than being invited to a lemon party

gibmiser,

I think for wet facts the comedy is inversely proportional to the distance from you.

gibmiser,

Imagine being the girl in the background of this meme…

gibmiser,

Wtf is 3rd hand smoke?

gibmiser,

It’s a funny thought. Would that fall under an FDA regulation or department of energy?

Cue breakfast cereal style commercial advertising light bulbs giving 100% of your daily vitamin D

gibmiser,

It’s not hopeless is all im saying. We still gotta do better to reduce use of plastics, but there is still hope to fix some of the damage we have already done

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