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gibmiser,

But dad, that doesnt make sense, Sally is younger than me!

No son, it’s true…

gibmiser,

Then you got me over here, tires smooth as a baby’s ass, sprinkling Rogaine on my tires and hoping for the best

gibmiser, (edited )

Never Have I Ever: Civic Duty edition

Never have, I ever littered.

Never have I ever voted for someone without researching them

Never have I ever stayed home and not voted. Because I just didn’t feel like it.

Never have I ever Shopped at a store that I knew was using unethical business practices because it was cheaper.

How wealthy are those elderly people who hire someone to be with them at all times, instead of moving into a nursing home?

I guess I don’t care how wealthy they are, my question is how much would it cost to hire someone to be your caretaker 24/7 and go with you everywhere you want to go like the grocery store etc

gibmiser,

Do you feel better now? Did that help?

gibmiser,

Film students everywhere just got tingles on the back of their neck. Just need a catchy title and name for the bad guy…

This summer… Dinner comes served with an extra topping… murder.

gibmiser, (edited )

Manual/deliberate sperm/egg production.

Manual/deliberate control over fat creation and storage.

gibmiser,

When you want to spice up your sex life by having sex in new places

gibmiser,

Jicasso?

gibmiser,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7aa84546-904c-4a21-839f-ed29784ab669.jpeg

gibmiser,

Yeah a few found a cache of snorkeling gear and a wallet

gibmiser,

To me 911 signified a change in the world. My awareness of global politics got supercharged, and the world seemed to turn into shit all of the sudden

gibmiser,

I think Pac Man had the most compelling redemption arc of all fiction.

gibmiser,

Considering how sharp broken porcelain is, and the lack of visible blood, I’d say Noone was sitting on it at time of destruction.

gibmiser,

Crave it, but in a friendly crackhead sort of way.

gibmiser,

Did the death star have a daycare? If so, he got anakin beat on younglings slaughtered too.

gibmiser,

Et tu, et al?

gibmiser,

Well, there has already been one masterful portrayal of Link.

gibmiser,

I hope they go that route

gibmiser,

For anyone else who did not initially realize this was satire

jabde.com/about/

gibmiser,

E tu, Mexico?

gibmiser,

Well, I barely have enough time to see the friends I already have. Don’t want to take on a new friendship and neglect them.

gibmiser,

For real, surprise wholesome

gibmiser,

Worked for yo momma

ooooooohhhhh snaaap

gibmiser,

There are some microbes and I believe meal worms who can eat certain plastics. There will be solutions

gibmiser,

Closer to a gruesome grinding death than they realize

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