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gibmiser,

Yep. Mounted on the wall in my dad’s barn, playing an endless shuffle of my music from 15? Years ago.

gibmiser,

Oh totally. Absolutely would decimate the human population on earth. And that wouldn’t be a bad thing if it meant people only had kids they could actually take care of.

gibmiser, (edited )

The bing one does constant typos, but if you mean the your vs you’re I did that on purpose

gibmiser,

Braindead, I approve.

gibmiser,

But dad, that doesnt make sense, Sally is younger than me!

No son, it’s true…

gibmiser,

Then you got me over here, tires smooth as a baby’s ass, sprinkling Rogaine on my tires and hoping for the best

gibmiser,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7953bffd-9c2e-454d-abad-98ecff8291db.jpeg

gibmiser,

So, uh… trigger warning?

gibmiser,

Well… turns out tiny shards of volcanic rock are sharp enough to make surgical scalpels. So, colorful.

gibmiser,

Wish I could help you man. But nothing worked for me in the 10 years before I got the CPAP.

Sleeping on your side is better than sleeping on your back or stomach. Alcohol and sleep medicines won’t help.

gibmiser,

Never played it, not surprised tho.

gibmiser,

Never played it, not surprised tho.

gibmiser,

Aaaand I thanked him for the opportunity!

gibmiser,

Fucking lol I was just about to post the same thing

gibmiser,

Made me think of this

youtu.be/lQOo17fHTKE?feature=shared

gibmiser, (edited )

One Reindeer to lead them all, One Reindeer to guide them, One Reindeer to bring them all, and in the darkness blind them.

gibmiser,

No, it’s just a different, less important group of friends

gibmiser, (edited )

If you’re happy and you know it…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4b324f2b-b5c9-4d64-87dd-702c7b0bec79.webm

gibmiser,

Stamp a skeet / stomp your feet

gibmiser,

Just try to keep the cayanne powder out of your coochie.

gibmiser,

Additionally, my understanding is that a lot of the cleaning done by washing your hands is mechanical, and using a paper towel with a slightly rough and absorbent surface scrapes off all the stuff that has been loosened by washing with soap and water.

How wealthy are those elderly people who hire someone to be with them at all times, instead of moving into a nursing home?

I guess I don’t care how wealthy they are, my question is how much would it cost to hire someone to be your caretaker 24/7 and go with you everywhere you want to go like the grocery store etc

gibmiser,

Do you feel better now? Did that help?

gibmiser,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8fb440b3-7f84-4029-b54e-c713079a47f3.jpeg

gibmiser,

Slowly burning to death and asphyxiation is not bad enough, they want you to breathe in septic gas, choke and vomit first.

gibmiser,

Crabs is too animated to be Data.

Patrick = Riker Spongebob = Picard Squidward = Data

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