gibmiser

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gibmiser,

I hope they go that route

gibmiser,

Well, there has already been one masterful portrayal of Link.

gibmiser,

Blue Jays would definitely commit armed robbery if they could.

gibmiser,

E tu, Mexico?

gibmiser,

Try playing with this. Set the interest rate to 7%. Assume you will live to 75 (average us life expectancy) and retire at 65.

Now change the monthly contribution amount to the most you can comfortably contribute right now if you opened an IRA IRA.

This is your low estimate of your retirement savings. As you get older hopefully you earn more and can contribute more.

gibmiser,

Well, the guy is going to blow his toe off, but he is gonna say “Gat dang flies! Good thing I got 9 more.” And load another shell.

gibmiser,

Hydrobros can’t take a joke and have fun. How lame.

gibmiser,

Milk is 87% water, and 13% stronkbonesjuice for crushing weakbones. Mr skeletal knows best.

gibmiser,

Et tu, et al?

gibmiser,

That’s awesome. Both in the funny way, and that they were able to push through the emotions that come with those sorts of conflicts and finish their work. Good for them.

gibmiser,

Welp, hakunna mattatta!

gibmiser,

I have been enlightened.

gibmiser,

I’m a little worried about that guys leg in panel 3. Gonna need some medical attention.

gibmiser,

For anyone else who did not initially realize this was satire

jabde.com/about/

gibmiser,

For real, surprise wholesome

gibmiser,

Well, I barely have enough time to see the friends I already have. Don’t want to take on a new friendship and neglect them.

gibmiser,

Worked for yo momma

ooooooohhhhh snaaap

gibmiser,

polygamous ambidextrous

gibmiser,

Earthworms hidden in the amazon? Only 10000 of them? Connections to humans?

Oh, derp.

gibmiser,

I think for wet facts the comedy is inversely proportional to the distance from you.

gibmiser,

Well better a spaghetti appointment than being invited to a lemon party

gibmiser,

Wtf is 3rd hand smoke?

gibmiser,

Imagine being the girl in the background of this meme…

gibmiser,

It’s a funny thought. Would that fall under an FDA regulation or department of energy?

Cue breakfast cereal style commercial advertising light bulbs giving 100% of your daily vitamin D

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