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gibmiser,

Well, ya see he used that word IF. Admittedly it is doing some heavy lifting here, but… well, thanks for the science fact I guess.

gibmiser, (edited )

The bing one does constant typos, but if you mean the your vs you’re I did that on purpose

gibmiser,

So, uh… trigger warning?

gibmiser,

Do a sleep study. If you have apnea try the CPAP.

gibmiser,

Wish I could help you man. But nothing worked for me in the 10 years before I got the CPAP.

Sleeping on your side is better than sleeping on your back or stomach. Alcohol and sleep medicines won’t help.

gibmiser,

Never played it, not surprised tho.

gibmiser,

Fucking lol I was just about to post the same thing

gibmiser,

Made me think of this

youtu.be/lQOo17fHTKE?feature=shared

gibmiser,

Oh totally. Absolutely would decimate the human population on earth. And that wouldn’t be a bad thing if it meant people only had kids they could actually take care of.

gibmiser,

Stamp a skeet / stomp your feet

gibmiser,

Just try to keep the cayanne powder out of your coochie.

gibmiser,

I dunno, look at that fork, it’s gotta be hot, shits like a limp noodle.

gibmiser,

Body armor, jeep, night vision goggles and silenced hand gun.

Each of those are the hardest to obtain of the options except the jeep.

Start with the jeep and put on body armor. If it’s night travel with lights off and use night vision goggles.

Everything else is stuff you can find later easily with a few unimportant exceptions.

gibmiser,

I gotcha fam. I got a block of cheddar cheese spiked with fentanyl with your name on it.

gibmiser,

Ah. Yup that was it. In hindsight makes sense they were just showing off what the captured - not how they planned to use it.

And now that it’s not really what happened I am enjoying the idea of a fictional version of a drive by on one of those.

gibmiser,

Imagine being an animal not knowing what is going on and a ear damaging loud noise occurs repeatedly from the heavy metal machine on your back.

I’d freak the fuck out.

gibmiser,

My number I picked after reading about historical averages.

awealthofcommonsense.com/…/200-years-of-asset-cla…

gibmiser,

Try playing with this. Set the interest rate to 7%. Assume you will live to 75 (average us life expectancy) and retire at 65.

Now change the monthly contribution amount to the most you can comfortably contribute right now if you opened an IRA IRA.

This is your low estimate of your retirement savings. As you get older hopefully you earn more and can contribute more.

gibmiser,

Are they fucking vaping?

gibmiser,

polygamous ambidextrous

gibmiser,

Earthworms hidden in the amazon? Only 10000 of them? Connections to humans?

Oh, derp.

gibmiser,

Well better a spaghetti appointment than being invited to a lemon party

gibmiser,

Milk is 87% water, and 13% stronkbonesjuice for crushing weakbones. Mr skeletal knows best.

gibmiser,

Hydrobros can’t take a joke and have fun. How lame.

gibmiser,

It’s a funny thought. Would that fall under an FDA regulation or department of energy?

Cue breakfast cereal style commercial advertising light bulbs giving 100% of your daily vitamin D

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