gibmiser

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gibmiser,

Wtf is 3rd hand smoke?

gibmiser,

I hope they go that route

gibmiser,

Well, there has already been one masterful portrayal of Link.

gibmiser,

Worked for yo momma

ooooooohhhhh snaaap

gibmiser,

It’s a funny thought. Would that fall under an FDA regulation or department of energy?

Cue breakfast cereal style commercial advertising light bulbs giving 100% of your daily vitamin D

gibmiser,

I’m a little worried about that guys leg in panel 3. Gonna need some medical attention.

gibmiser,

I think for wet facts the comedy is inversely proportional to the distance from you.

gibmiser,

For anyone else who did not initially realize this was satire

jabde.com/about/

gibmiser,

Try playing with this. Set the interest rate to 7%. Assume you will live to 75 (average us life expectancy) and retire at 65.

Now change the monthly contribution amount to the most you can comfortably contribute right now if you opened an IRA IRA.

This is your low estimate of your retirement savings. As you get older hopefully you earn more and can contribute more.

gibmiser,

Blue Jays would definitely commit armed robbery if they could.

gibmiser,

Well, I barely have enough time to see the friends I already have. Don’t want to take on a new friendship and neglect them.

gibmiser,

Imagine being the girl in the background of this meme…

gibmiser,

I have been enlightened.

gibmiser,

E tu, Mexico?

gibmiser,

Welp, hakunna mattatta!

gibmiser,

Well, the guy is going to blow his toe off, but he is gonna say “Gat dang flies! Good thing I got 9 more.” And load another shell.

gibmiser,

Well better a spaghetti appointment than being invited to a lemon party

gibmiser,

For real, surprise wholesome

gibmiser,

Et tu, et al?

gibmiser,

Are they fucking vaping?

gibmiser,

That’s awesome. Both in the funny way, and that they were able to push through the emotions that come with those sorts of conflicts and finish their work. Good for them.

gibmiser,

Earthworms hidden in the amazon? Only 10000 of them? Connections to humans?

Oh, derp.

gibmiser,

Milk is 87% water, and 13% stronkbonesjuice for crushing weakbones. Mr skeletal knows best.

gibmiser,

Hydrobros can’t take a joke and have fun. How lame.

gibmiser,

polygamous ambidextrous

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