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hOrni, to memes in Golf

In case anybody is wondering, this is a joke ad made by Clarkson in 2009.

hOrni, to comicstrips in Drinking in your 20s vs 30s [Sarah Anderson]

I don’t get hangovers anymore. You’d have to sober up to get a hangover. An if I’d sober up, the depression wold be a far greater concern.

hOrni, to lemmyshitpost in The four houses dads belong to.

You remember how Harry chose the house he wanted to be in, and it’s canon, that the sorting hat ward isn’t definite? When I was buying my first tool, I wanted a Ryobi. But they didn’t have it in stock and they did have Makita on sale and the sales guy told me that would be much better for the same price. So after that I’m buying only Makita, to fit the rest.

hOrni, to lemmyshitpost in BREAKING NEWS

Don’t forget Ronnie “Forever On The Wrong Side Of History” Reagan. Why do people always forget about Ronnie “Forever On The Wrong Side Of History” Reagan.

hOrni, to memes in yellow guy

Let’s just hope it won’t be an orange guy.

hOrni, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Blue. Knowing what I know would make me a fucked up 6 year old. I wouldn’t be able to make friends, I would creep people out or even end up in a mental institution. 10 million wold fix all my current problems. And there wold be a lot left for hookers and coke.

hOrni, to memes in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips

When I’m at work, I’ll use a calculator to add 5 to 7. And I’ll do it twice just to be sure.

hOrni, to memes in anyone?

What’s Threads?

hOrni, to memes in Skeletor wants you to be safe after the election

No it won’t.

hOrni, to memes in THE DAY HATH COME

What about Ronald “Always on the wrong side of history” Reagan?

hOrni, to memes in Perfect thanks

I prefer non pizza with left beef.

hOrni, to lemmyshitpost in What is it with anime and this trope

Because I only watched the mainstream ones and FMAB is probably the best of them.

hOrni, to memes in Until we meet again!

Yeah. That’s because I didn’t wash my hands last time I was touching my zipper. And why would a zipper need to be clean anyways?

hOrni, to lemmyshitpost in Holiday Decoration 2024

And a happy few fear.

hOrni, to lemmyshitpost in Imagine all the fart noises, living in harmony.

And when we execute Musk we will replace the whoopee cussion with a button that makes goat sounds.

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