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hOrni, to memes in Golf

In case anybody is wondering, this is a joke ad made by Clarkson in 2009.

hOrni, to lemmyshitpost in What is it with anime and this trope

Because I only watched the mainstream ones and FMAB is probably the best of them.

hOrni, to comicstrips in No escape

I don’t know what’s Your point. You can get hit by doors no mater which way they open. And it’s not like the doors from a supermarket open straight on to a busy sidewalk. Don’t You have fire safety code, wherever You’re from?

hOrni, to memes in Skeletor wants you to be safe after the election

No it won’t.

hOrni, to comicstrips in No escape

Don’t know about other countries, but in Poland all public spaces have to have doors opening to the outside.

hOrni, to memes in Until we meet again!

Yeah. That’s because I didn’t wash my hands last time I was touching my zipper. And why would a zipper need to be clean anyways?

hOrni, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Blue. Knowing what I know would make me a fucked up 6 year old. I wouldn’t be able to make friends, I would creep people out or even end up in a mental institution. 10 million wold fix all my current problems. And there wold be a lot left for hookers and coke.

hOrni, to lemmyshitpost in The four houses dads belong to.

I can’t tell. I never had an issue, but I’m only using the tool for home use.

hOrni, to lemmyshitpost in The four houses dads belong to.

You remember how Harry chose the house he wanted to be in, and it’s canon, that the sorting hat ward isn’t definite? When I was buying my first tool, I wanted a Ryobi. But they didn’t have it in stock and they did have Makita on sale and the sales guy told me that would be much better for the same price. So after that I’m buying only Makita, to fit the rest.

hOrni, to lemmyshitpost in Holiday Decoration 2024

And a happy few fear.

hOrni, to lemmyshitpost in Imagine all the fart noises, living in harmony.

And when we execute Musk we will replace the whoopee cussion with a button that makes goat sounds.

hOrni, to lemmyshitpost in Gastronomical Masterpiece

Sour cream and sugar.

hOrni, to memes in For real tho

Does it work on Vivaldi?

hOrni, to memes in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips

When I’m at work, I’ll use a calculator to add 5 to 7. And I’ll do it twice just to be sure.

hOrni, to lemmyshitpost in You may want to sit down

I don’t feel like dancing.

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