I see it as a fair deal. They paid my absurdly high phone bill as I fell for dial up scammers in my youth while experimenting with fresh new internet, and so I abandon all hope of lazy free time and help them with their unresponding printer now.
Edit: (Slice of bread with a hole cut in the middle and an egg fried in it.) I have always called them daddy-o eggs but I have recently been informed that is incorrect.-
That reminds me of the dark joke:
A psycho walks into the woods with a woman by the hand. The moon is barely shining and it’s so dark that you can’t see your hand in close distance. There’s cracking and rustling everywhere. The woman mumbles: “It’s really scary here.” The man says: “What can I say, I’ll have to walk back all by myself later.”
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Edit: (Slice of bread with a hole cut in the middle and an egg fried in it.) I have always called them daddy-o eggs but I have recently been informed that is incorrect.-
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