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hansl,

Lionel Hutz imagining a world without lawyers…

hansl,

I like paying creators their due and don’t like seeing ads. Fuck me, right?

hansl,

That doesn’t even make sense. How old would be Darth Vader? And he just jump around like that fighting with a light saber?

And Anakin doesn’t have the same voice at all. There’s just too many plot holes. It doesn’t work.

hansl,

Battlestar Galactica’s miniseries (episode 1) is just so mind fucking blowing crazy good that just by itself it excuses the lower ratings episodes later on. And there are some, it’s not all 8+. But when it hits, oh boy does it hit.

I’m not sure how it would be on a rewatch, since I watched it from season 1 as it was coming on air, and half the fun was basically spending hours on forums discussing theories about the show between episodes.

hansl,

You’re assuming he installed Gentoo successfully.

hansl,

ZZ

hansl,

The loneliest of experience.

hansl,

If Flash taught me anything, is that being slow doesn’t make you late, but being fast makes you lazier, and laziness makes you very late.

hansl,

Since gravity isn’t affected by weight, they’d both be the same speed, no?

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yes, but supposing a perfectly spherical falcon…

hansl,

When a grid’s misaligned with another behind, that’s a Moiré!

hansl,

And they’re two scientists so it’s really double single blinded win!

hansl,

Not better than jpegXL which has clearer free licensing.

hansl,

The fortune teller needs to run two sets of telling; one where she gives him back his money and one where she keeps it and lie to him. And maybe a control group for good measure.

hansl,

They were very typical “J.J. Abram’s has no idea what a franchise is actually about”. He actually admitted not having seen any extra materials about the franchise before making the movies, and rehashed existing storylines because it’s safe.

JJ Abrams is loved by the studios for the very same reasons he’s dreaded by the fans.

hansl,

Star Wars is samurai movies with a skin on it. The whole thing is borrowed, in space. So it’s okay to have stories like Andor, Rogue One and Mando, etc because they mesh well with the general design of the universe.

Lower Decks is as far as Star Trek as it can be, and yet it fits very well in the universe. Because it respects itself and respect the source material.

JJ never respected the source material and the universe.

hansl,

I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.

hansl,

Memes are a good example of a snapshot in time that doesn’t make sense 10, 20 years after.

People will look at a dancing baby and wonder why we thought it was worth sharing.

hansl,

As long as it’s not connected to a network and is actually maintained, there’s nothing specifically wrong with Windows 98. Also just make sure the USB ports are shut.

hansl,

“You’re a Kimmard, Harry!” - Space Hagrid

hansl,

Pulp fiction had a great poop scene.

Edit: and the latest Paw Patrol had a fantastic poop joke which really made the scene tie together.

hansl,

Rick & Morty: The old man and the seat, had a great poop scene which also showed lots of poop.

It’s all in the execution.

hansl,

“It’s mooning time!”

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