intensely_human

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intensely_human,

You realize that “important” is a different word not appearing in the set of “healthy, wealthy, and wise” right?

intensely_human,

In redvest I used to be able to set fulfillment type with one press. They changed it to a dropdown so now it’s two taps

intensely_human,

My dad hasn’t disciplined his dog at ally. I periodically take care of the dog when he’s out of town, and any time I do the first couple walks the dog is crazy. Constantly pulling, bolting and yanking my arm (this has given Dad a shoulder injury).

But I don’t put up with it, and after a couple walks the dog respects me and just walks alongside me.

The weird thing is my dad was in the army and is one of the most disciplined people I know. I don’t know why he seems unable (or maybe uninterested?) in training the dog.

He’s a smart dog. He picks things up very quickly. I swear he understands about 50 - 100 words of English.

Just seems so weird that my dad wouldn’t train his dog.

intensely_human,

Greasy food bro!

This poor guy’s trying to ride out a hangover on water and ibuprofen!

You need some hash browns, sausage, and coffee.

intensely_human,

And then there’s me. I either get some of your food, or I die. The hunger is growing in me like crack withdrawal. I also have survival skills and I’ve used every tool you can imagine and I’m really good at sneaking around.

I’ve probably got a gun by now.

I’m just gonna come and take ten pound of your corn. That’s all I need, then I’ll be on my way.

What do you say? Are you gonna give me some corn?

intensely_human,

What can I do to make amends?

Be a good person, try to do the right thing, be a positive influence in the world

intensely_human,

What kind of scabs do you hire for a jousting tournament?

intensely_human,

Whatever it is you can get rid of it with some steel wool

intensely_human,

I always figured they paid people to act excited on The Price is Right.

Imagine if someone didn’t even want to be there and just went to the studio because their family surprised them with tickets while they were on vacation. Then they get picked and super grudgingly go through the whole game.

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