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intensely_human,

Also I wonder if your username and my own, (head tilt) may share the same meaning

intensely_human,

Oh right, the “quotation marks”

intensely_human,

He’s just tweeting at me. What does it mean??

intensely_human,

I’m serious. Just think about it. You already intuitively know what the difference is based on the way these words are used throughout our language.

intensely_human,

Good point.

intensely_human,

I’ve found this about myself after extensive trial and even more extensive error:

  • My body seems to use up potassium fast when I’m stressed. No idea why. But taking potassium seems to help me recover when I’m feeling burnt out (I have an HPA axis problem so my stress response isn’t normal)
  • Low carb diet (under ~125 grams per day) makes me functional in a way antidepressants, adderall, modafinil, tony robbins, ayahuasca, zen training, therapy, etc never could. I’ve never done keto but low carb is incredible for me
  • I have no sense of thirst so keeping a nalgene bottle nearby helps me a lot (the 1-liter capacity is important for tracking my water intake, and this is why the new 828-ml standard for sports drinks pisses me off)
  • Wheat gives me systematic inflammation, resulting in miserable outlook on life for about three days. It’s dose-dependent. I can have a piece of toast and be fine but if I eat half a loaf of bread, then I hate everyone and everything the next couple days
intensely_human,

How long have you been doing that? What effects has it had?

intensely_human,

Also meditate to cultivate awareness of how your body feels. Especially if you’re a man because culturally (and possibly biologically) men tend to be cut off from their feelings.

intensely_human,

I love pickles. And the juice is great for hydration.

intensely_human,

Unfortunately these days only in Bhutan

intensely_human,

It’s an asynchronous process that requires me to hold a mental model of the state of an ongoing project.

I mean it’s not that bad, I can put beans in a bowl of water on the counter and not have to remember it because I’ll see the bowl of beans.

But my life is chaotic and I might forget they’re there or just go sleep at a friend’s house or whatever and then I come home and there’s my bowl of beans harboring an entire microscopic civilization entering the industrial age because Siri decided to play dumb when I asked her to remind me in twelve hours that I’ve got beans soaking.

“Here’s what I found on the web for remind me in 12 hours that I’ve got beans soaking”

My brain evolved in a place where soaking beans would require finding a puddle in a rock depression after rainfall. Like unless I come across a tree full of protein bars, I’m fucked.

intensely_human,

Honestly I’m starting to think “Do you freeze food?” is the most powerful indicator of a person’s overall level of having their shit together.

My hypothalamus sends a new wave of sensory data about 10 times a second. That means if something can’t be accomplished in 100ms, I need project management software to get it done.

“Live in the now” they said. “Closest weapon, closest target” they said. “Go with the flow” they said. Now I have the attention span of a gnat and dried beans are just cruel parodies of food.

What are we talking about anyway?

intensely_human,

I’m just feeling upended because I’m taking care of a family member’s dog at their house, and the place I’d be otherwise is my apartment but it’s pretty new and I was homeless before and just don’t have much routine in my life. Really want more.

Also my apartment’s countertop space is almost nil and it’s not much better at this house.

Not the worst I’ve dealt with though. In college I had an apartment where the countertop space was just the drain area of this big cast iron sink + drain pan thing, and even there I managed to cook a lot.

But always immediate stuff. Onions and eggs and spaghetti and sauce and all that.

Peak routine was during my last relationship. Got really good at great northern beans. Dang I’m gonna take another run at beans I think.

intensely_human,

I’m hoping by then it’s read the books by all the people who’ve struggled with that problem and come out the other side.

intensely_human,

Also thank the residents of Decatur for putting up with that stink

intensely_human,

I did it for King and Cuntry

intensely_human,

I’m on the edge of my seat! I just have to know if the next scene is identical too!

intensely_human,

by Chuck Palahniuk

intensely_human,

penis

intensely_human,

Waiting for a Tow

intensely_human,

The Lebowski

Local slacker known to his fiends as A Dude goes about his life uninterrupted.

Ve are monomaniacs Lebowski! Ve believe in one sing!

intensely_human,

That’s why we’re talking about dipping them

intensely_human,

“Whew! At least that’s over!”

— Me literally every time I clock out

(hint: it’s not over)

intensely_human,

It is the result of an unarmed society. The only weapon deployed against this guy was a butcher knife, and predictably it didn’t work.

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