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intensely_human,

I woke up this morning three hours after my alarm (work started quite late so I was fine in that regard), with my phone sitting next to me (I keep it across the room). What’s more is I also had a salt shaker next to me, and a big pile of salt underneath me.

So apparently this happened:

  • My alarm went off
  • I got up, went across the room, and turned it off
  • Then I went to the kitchen and got a salt shaker
  • Then I shook that shaker over my bed for a long time. Or, I unscrewed the cap and poured the salt then screwed the cap back on. It was a lot of salt. Like a couple tablespoons at least
  • Went back to sleep
intensely_human,

Non-consensual sex vs consensual sex

intensely_human,

I’m reading Stephen King’s The Dark Half right now and I keep imagining George Stark as the blonde guy

intensely_human,

“So you’re saying if I openly announced I was gonna have sex with people, everyone would have sex with me?”

(no)

intensely_human,

Have you ever heard the saying “It’s the thought that counts”?

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