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ivanafterall,
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Oh, yeah, they're bullshit right up until the moment you need them...

ivanafterall,
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Wait, that sounds like a pretty sweet deal...

ivanafterall,
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Most graveyards are more basic.

ivanafterall,
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El Sonidito by Hechizeros Band is always a good one.

Edit: If you really want to kill it at karaoke and nobody's picked it, do I Want It That Way by Backstreet Boys. The whole room will sing along.

ivanafterall,
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Maybe be Japanese before trying it.

ivanafterall,
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She has a very Egyptian view of the afterlife.

"Maybe this'll reach him way down there. Least I can do."

ivanafterall,
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I mean...had he survived, he wouldn't have even had a home to return to, so...wasn't it for the best, really?

ivanafterall,
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As a man, I would have fought tooth and nail for a seat, but not out of selfishness.

"PLEASE UNDERSTAND I'M DOING THIS FOR THE CAUSE OF WOMEN'S EQUALITY!!!"

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It's at least debatable that some of these guys couldn't help it. Like yeah, you shouldn't slaughter innocent people with various instruments of violence, but you also have to consider what their home lives must've been like. Does Freddie Kruger choose to haunt people's dreams? I literally don't know, I'm seriously asking.

ivanafterall,
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And the black kids.

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The water--the tide, it always comes in and then it goes out, it comes in, it goes out. You can't explain that. You can't explain it!

ivanafterall,
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At least the kid is honest about his own white collar background.

ivanafterall,
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HE SAID NO QUESTIONS.

ivanafterall,
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While it's hard to believe, the body under the suit does appear to match that of an 88-year-old British woman...

ivanafterall,
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I'm a fraud/was making a joke. I love kissing. I'd love to be a part of one someday... But I'm glad this thread has provided vindication for your hatred of it.

ivanafterall,
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One of the first things you learn as a kid is that kissing is super gross. Why do people pretend to forget this?

ivanafterall,
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Ferrets aren't supposed to wear human clothing. The world is really and truly broken.

ivanafterall,
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This finally pushed me over the edge, thanks.

ivanafterall,
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For whatever it's worth, I love your tits, OP.

ivanafterall,
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What are these clips from?

ivanafterall,
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Dude, they are pissed.

ivanafterall,
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Not you.

ivanafterall,
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ROTFLMAO, what a clever reference, you brainy jackal!

ivanafterall,
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taps head

Can't be late if you don't have a job.

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All birthstones were recently found to be primarily comprised of microplastics.

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