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Why do you lie? Why do you move the goalposts between every meeting? Why are you the way that you are?

Or maybe that's just for me.

ivanafterall,
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What better way to warm up than being under a mass of sweaty, writhing bodies?

ivanafterall,
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Might as well stick around for the time capsule opening at this point, then let your cat chow down.

What is your unpopular flim opinion

I’ll go first. Mine is that I can’t stand the Deadpool movies. They are self aware and self referential to an obnoxious degree. It’s like being continually reminded that I am in a movie. I swear the success of that movie has directly lead to every blockbuster having to have a joke every 30 seconds

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I'm going to watch it twice now just to be that much better than most. Also I can say things like, "I personally enjoyed my second viewing much more than my first."

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Unless there's suddenly a growing homelessness problem in San Francisco as September 2024 approaches, I think we should be just fine.

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What kinda hat are we talking? I'm intrigued.

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Spotify gives you an overview of your listening activity every year with different stats, like top artists, top songs, which city your listening tastes match, etc.

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Damn, TIL. You just planned my weekend, thanks for the tip!

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Nice, I love to laugh! Say something funny!

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You got some dry ass-biscuits boi.

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Wasn't that one that was cancelled before it got an ending? I'm tempted to watch it, but don't want to set myself up for disappointment.

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If I were this bird, I'd be keeping a low profile, today of all days.

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Spot on. I'm currently trying to get out of Utah, so it's all too painfully real.

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Nothing will make you more anti-Mormon than getting to know some Mormons.

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That honestly sounds amazing. I'll look it up, thank you.

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I've been dipping my toes back into the football waters lately precisely because I've missed that.

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If it makes you feel any better, I'm a total fraud. I've used Linux Mint a few times, so now I can say I'm a Linux user.

ivanafterall,
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I'm writing a book. I have nearly 500 old newspaper sources of wildly varying quality and formats, as well as journal entries and the like. You'd think it'd be as simple as OCR, but OOOOHHHH NOOOO! I'm so happy someone understands my nightmare.

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This has a tent that pops-up over the king size bed in the master bedroom.

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It raises an interesting question: which is the actual coolest European country? I feel like Italy would have a pretty strong argument.

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Why so glum, sugar plum?

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That's super cool. I bookmarked it. Thanks!

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I suspect the doll with hearing loss knows sign language.

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"Gotta grow myself a new flank steak before the weekend gets here!"

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And second love. Also third and fourth loves. Eerily similar to loves 5-7, too. Don't forget number eight...

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