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ivanafterall,
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AND her boyfriend, who's a furry and really good at chess.

ivanafterall,
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They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

ivanafterall,
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I just unplugged you. Give it a minute or two and no more pain.

ivanafterall,
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Purchased at MSRP at the Disney Store! Nothing else counts.

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Aim for the rude and unreasonable chicken. If you fail, you'll still land amongst the strange juices.

ivanafterall,
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Guaranteed support will be dropped at random in the future.

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And it may create Giga-Hitler...

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Sad sock puppet checking in.

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It turns out you can buy some forms of love, but it's really impractically expensive.

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And god-damned Wham.

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I don't mind the losing, I just wish I didn't have to get so personal with the insults every time.

ivanafterall,
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If you stop just before immobility, you'd have gargantuan fights at a glacial pace. Would be a terrible movie, but maybe a cool story or book.

ivanafterall,
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A quick search suggests scientists haven't definitively proven it isn't the cause.

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Oh, shit!

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My favorites are Silent (but Deadly) Night and Fart! The Herald Angels Sing.

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    ivanafterall,
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    Elaborate?

    ivanafterall,
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    There's vomit on his sweater, he's chokey
    Grandma's gnocchi

    So close.

    There's vomit on his sweater, cannoli
    And dad's ravioli

    Colder...

    ivanafterall,
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    There's vomit on his sweater, it's green
    Brother's baked beans

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    Seriously, maybe crack open a science book?

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    Doubly so if you're a le sir who Ø

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    Good morning to you, too.

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    I would like to be buried with a note that says, "Please don't touch my things."

    ivanafterall,
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    Aw, thank you. I guess I am pretty cool. I'm calling that the end of the poll!

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    And Severance. One of my most-awaited TV show returns.

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    "It's impossible to like two different things."

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