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He's the one with the crayons and coloring books and I'm the stunted one for playing with them?

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Roses, because sex. But sometimes you need a little getaway/relaxation, so I might switch over to Palm Tree Beach.

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I preferred the way they handled lasers here.

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John likes them DSL.

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"Nice to meet you, dying. I'm dad."

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Boohoots and cats. Gasp Boohoohoots and cats.

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Someone's never tried the Louisiana Spicebomb.

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Is that Harland Williams?

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To be fair, if you say "Smell my shit fumes!" before letting one rip, it naturally changes the tone of the whole proceeding.

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Carl Sagan is like the Mr. Rogers of science.

I'm also a big fan of Richard Feynman--joy and curiosity in equal measure.

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If you've never watched Fun to Imagine, check it out sometime. It's just an hour of him sitting in a chair answering questions/sharing his thoughts and I wish there were hours more like it. It's so great.

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Ladies love the bongos.

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She really is.

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At the very least, can we agree that rectangular pizza on Fridays is a basic human right?

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"Only the fittest survive" capitalism is out-of-control. Maybe we just make the meals stationary instead of cruelly forcing the elderly to chase them down?

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I wish they'd sell bags of only mega-chips. Hell, cut out the middle-man and let me dump the pure seasoning powder straight into my mouth.

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Dear Zachary. It's a really sweet little film!

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We may just have different definitions of okay.

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You feel more like a shitpost than a wholesome meme.

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Sounds like a flight with a lot of nice amanatees.

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Glad you like it. The oldest one did the sign. Shall we say $1?

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Thus encouraging them to share information they find important with people

And not telling them that once they're not small and cute anymore, nobody gives a shit.

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Coffee isn't nearly enough to overcome a poor sleep schedule. That's why I'm an espresso guy.

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If you just pee in bed, you can stay comfy and it'll warm you up even more.

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My dad has used SQL forever and calls it "Sequel."

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