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jopepa,

That baby is still dizzy

jopepa, (edited )

I get it, reduced, reuse, buy used. But this is clearly Papa John’s; it’s made for landfill pizza. Repackaging and rebranding like this doesn’t fix a broken product. Shame on GameStop for trying to exploit people struggling to get by with empty promise pizza.

jopepa,

Considering the seat is up I think this might be fully automatic kidney stones.

jopepa, (edited )

The spanish class speaking test that concerned Sra. Rodgers enough to call our parents.

jopepa, (edited )

Just like Cherry Glazer ripped off Modest Mouse, just like Modest Mouse ripped off Crosby Stills Nash and Young, just like CSNY ripped off King Princess Edit: Ohio

jopepa,

That’s what I thought at first too but there were no knots, bait, or hooks. Just a tangled messy of fishing line. When it all went silent and I could see that seagull swaying upside down it felt like something out of True Detective.

jopepa, (edited )

There’s a crow and seagull war around where I work. Pretty wild sky fights, but otherwise typical bird business. One time I heard what sounded like a tornado of crows outside, so I went out to see if some kind of crow Voltron was assembling. Outside was every crow I’ve ever seen screaming and swooping around one unlucky seagull that was tangled in fishing line and hanging from a tree. I cut it down untangled it and it flew off but what really freaked me out was how quiet all of the crows got when I got involved. I can’t prove it and I don’t know how they did it but I know the crows did this.

jopepa,

Pool water oughta stop sloshing around and get a job. Freedom isn’t free.

jopepa,

Poteighto head

jopepa,

The 6th mother sauce, sugary milk

jopepa,

Most people just refuse to bring their work home. Every bartender I know prefers rubbing alcohol over the fancy stuff.

jopepa,

On brand, most chefs I know don’t eat like they cook.

jopepa,

“Was”

Like some far-er distant future where we have cotton swaps the size of our elbows? Be real this is sci fi not fantasy.

jopepa, (edited )

This is insane one minute we’re talking about typos then some time traveling dingus pops in says he’s the personification of “to be” doesn’t have any future Q-tips to prove their timeline and suddenly I’m on trail for what? It’s a kangaroo court.

jopepa,

Let’s not get lawyers involved

jopepa,

Right?! How many times do we give a shit about Alan Tudyk playing dead? Congratulations, you were likeable and we miss you now!

jopepa,

How much better would Rogue One have been if they took a quick 20 minutes to explain how sand effects time dilation? But no, we gotta have some stupid hallway scene and emotional stakes. Unwatchable.

jopepa,

Is that color common? What’s it taste like?

jopepa,

Plus, it’s more mysterious and potentially surprising.

jopepa,

Then it’s just gross any way you’d flip the lid.

jopepa, (edited )

I’m in sales myself and have always admired people that can close with such young markets. Your TEDx “Never Speak First” on power dynamic sales with preverbal toddlers was riveting, what other tricks have you learned to adapt with new generations?

jopepa,

In these comments: competing camps of potential mind readers.

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