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jordanlund, to comicstrips in Resume gap [Elder Cactus]
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I used to sell books back in the day in a super hippie crunchy counter culture town.

One day this guy came in we lovingly described as “a little bit fried”… Heavy drug use left him just a little crispy around the edges.

But he was making an effort, he had on a suit and tie that was maybe 20 years out of date. A GoodWill find probably.

“Hey man, is there a book that can help me fix a hole in my resume?”

“Well… it kinda depends on how big a hole you’re talking about and what you were doing…”

. . .

“I TOOK TEN YEARS OFF TO FOLLOW THE DEAD!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘”

“You know, in any OTHER town that could work against you… in THIS town… you could put that ON your resume and have people go ‘DUDE! WHAT SHOWS DID YOU SEE???’”

jordanlund, to movies in Cinemark will let you watch every Oscars 2024 Best Picture nominee for just $40
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$4 a pop? Pretty good… But I gotta say, I’ve already seen the ones I’m interested in. Maybe the Holdovers.

I heard about Poor Things and watched the trailer and I think that’s too weird even for me and I love good, weird movies.

youtu.be/RlbR5N6veqw

jordanlund, to comicstrips in Sleeping position
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jordanlund, to linux in What's (are) the funniest/stupidest way(s) you've broken your linux setup?
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Not me, but one I saw… dude used chmod to lock down permissions across the board… including root… including the chmod command.

“What do I do?”

🤔

“Re-install?”

jordanlund, to memes in Millennials in another 20 years
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O’RLY?

jordanlund, to asklemmy in Folks in North America, where do you like to get PC parts online these days?
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Watching this thread. I’ve been LOST ever since Fry’s fell apart. :(

jordanlund, to memes in Why the hell did that stop
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I still won’t buy a phone without a microSD slot.

GET OFF MY LAWN!

jordanlund, to memes in This is the master race...?
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jordanlund, to cyanideandhappiness in 17 January 2024
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jordanlund, to asklemmy in What do you think is the coolest designed sci-fi gun?
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Spetsdöd.

I guarantee you’ve never heard of it because it only appears in a series of novels by Steve Perry, the Matador books.

The gag is, it glues to the back of your hand. The barrel runs along your index finger, and you fire it by pointing your finger and touching the barrel tip with your fingernail.

It fires microdarts which can have a variety of effects, the #1 use being a drug called “Spasm” which makes every muscle in the body contract involuntarily, leaving the victim tied in a knot for 6 months.

The original trilogy of books:

The Man Who Never Missed
Matadora
The Machiavelli Interface

Then solo books after:

The Albino Knife
Black Steel
Brother Death
Churl

Prequels:

Omega Cage
The 97th Step
The Musashi Flex

jordanlund, to science_memes in Plan Bee
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Needs more jpeg.

jordanlund, to cooking in How much flour would I need for an XL pizza?
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I think the trick is “XL” is not a standard size. Some places top out at 12 inches, other places go to 16 inches.

Here’s a 12" recipe:

sugarspunrun.com/the-best-pizza-dough-recipe/

Here’s a 16" recipe:

www.cento.com/recipes/pizza/pizza_dough_ball.php

jordanlund, to aww in My pug singing me the song of his people.
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His right eye looks a little cloudy. Is noisy boi OK?

jordanlund, to asklemmy in If you could go back in time and stop any one person or group's musical career, who or what would it be?
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Milli Vanilli

jordanlund, to mensliberation in Why do hardly any straight men write about sex and dating? | Imogen West-Knights
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Because men are told that talking about things like that makes them creeps.

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