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kambusha,

Subject: Fire!

Dear Sir/Madam,

I’m writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out on the premises. No, that’s too formal…

Dear Sir/Madam,

Fire! Fire! Help me - 123 calendon road.

Looking forward to hearing from you!

All the best, Maurice Moss

kambusha,

When I was studying for PMP, I remember there was even a term for this. Because you’re good at one thing, it was expected that you would be good at something else as well, not taking into consideration that managing people is completely different from the domain they were an expert on. Of course, sometimes it helps to have some previous domain knowledge to be able to lead a specific team, but that doesn’t mean it’s automatic.

What companies really need to realise is that there should be different promotion tracks, and some of them are individualistic, i.e. being promoted as an expert in their field, rather than being promoted to have to manage people.

kambusha,

This was such a fun & interesting read. Thank you!

kambusha,

With a flicker and a sarcastic hum,

Microwave, oh marvel, where chaos is spun.

A promise of warmth, a comedic jest,

In your reheating quest, you give us the rest.

kambusha,

The first rule of meme club is, you can’t change the meme. The second rule of meme club is…

kambusha,

I believe that’s what Conor McGregor wore?

kambusha,

I have a battery joke, but it won’t charge.

kambusha,

I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take.

kambusha,

The same will happen any time a “get rich quick” scheme comes around. People saw things going up 100% in price from one day to the next, compared to a 2% per year savings account. That’s very enticing for anyone.

This one was at an impressive scale though. Probably because it was so accessible. I’d have my BIL in South America telling me he’s playing a game that mines some random coin. Can’t really say much other than to be sceptical and never risk more than you can afford to lose.

kambusha,

Just like in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

kambusha,

With Ron Swanson administering the poly

kambusha,

You can lick your ear, and you can lick your friends, but you can’t lick your friend’s ear.

kambusha,

Mullvad also has an adguard DNS. In android, if you go to network settings and then “Private DNS”, you can add this hostname: adblock.dns.mullvad.net

kambusha,

Me: closes eyes for 1 second

Clock: 7am

kambusha,

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”. In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kom tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

kambusha,

I’ll admit, the first 2 read-throughs I thought it was the woman saying the captions. On the third, I thought it was maybe a conversation, but I couldn’t figure out who was saying what. On the fourth, I laughed.

kambusha,

Have you seen the live-action tv show?

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