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lingh0e, to comicstrips in In case of emergency, open crisps bag

How do you stop it from pooping everywhere? I had a conure who was “trained” to fly back to her cage to poop, but she’d only actually do it a fraction of the time. I imagine chicken poop is a little messier than a tiny conure.

lingh0e, to piracy in Looks like DRM prevented to watch movies in many theaters yesterday

I’ve gotten bad keys from the studio before, usually when we were doing advanced screenings. It was a relatively quick fix… I think the longest delay was ~15 minutes. I never had to cancel a show because of it, certainly didn’t have to close the entire building.

For as much as I loved the convenience of digital, I really miss the days of 35 film.

lingh0e, to asklemmy in What groups you are unwillingly associated with? How you handle it?

“Methodist lay speaker”?

lingh0e, to comicstrips in Long boi - Foxes in Love

Loo-ooong loo-ooong maaann!

lingh0e, to asklemmy in What made up movie title would make it hard to sell it to the public?

Yall remember the slap-chop guy Vince Offer? Before he was telling everyone how much they’d love his nuts he was hawking his Underground Comedy Movie. It was absolutely terrible, but they sold the shit out of it on late night infomercials. Everyone who saw it is stupid. I can say this because I saw it… and it was so bad it felt like my frontal lobe died and became a black hole in my brain. I am literally dumber for having volunteered to watch it.

They knew what they were doing.

lingh0e, to asklemmy in Have you ever seen a rudolph moment happen in real life?

As a fellow spreadsheet nerd, can you explain your plan of attack? Like, how many dishes and how varied are the cooking temps/times in order to make everything come out of the oven and off the stove in time? And do you account for variables like washing utensils for reuse and/or operator error? I’m so uncoordinated in the kitchen that I can turn a 45 minute recipe into a 90 minute recipe just because I’m scrambling to find the right spices or washing utensils between uses or I spend too much time measuring things with absolute precision.

If I could plot out the entirety of the process in a series of Excel tables, I might actually be able to cook a meal efficiently.

lingh0e, to asklemmy in What are some generational differences between millennials and Gen Z ?

A subscription to Nintendo Power didn’t count.

lingh0e, to asklemmy in Do you know of any obscure useful websites?

You can’t mention Erowid without mentioning similar organizations like Dancesafe, MAPS and Bluelight. I’m not being hyperbolic when I say that I am only here today because of those sites. I am literally where I am today because of my time on Bluelight.

lingh0e, to asklemmy in What are some of your cheap eats hacks?

I mean, you’re not wrong. Between not eating and having zero compulsion to drink, I saved a ton of money when I was a functional tweaker. Quitting meth turned me into a fat alcoholic.

lingh0e, to thefarside in 26 January 2024

Is this a line from Letterkenny? Because it sounds like a line from Letterkenny. They’d all end up doing really bad Australian accents.

Dan - I understands shes actins like shes fightin’ fer her lives, but I still thinks Meryls ates more scenery than any dingos could.

Katy - Meryl is beloved BECAUSE she’s like a dingo. You don’t get to be that beloved as a woman of age in Hollywood without eating the occasional metaphorical baby.

Dary - I just think she could have gone about it a little better. It’s like “did a dingo eat your manners?”.

Wayne - Come on now, a lady lost her kid. You’re about to cross some fuckin’ lines.

Rahld - Ster’t!!

lingh0e, to asklemmy in What made up movie title would make it hard to sell it to the public?

Joe’s Apartment?

lingh0e, to asklemmy in If humans went extinct, what would the Earth look like one year later?
lingh0e, to piracy in Looks like DRM prevented to watch movies in many theaters yesterday

I agree that moving to digital saved so much time, and I’ll never miss brainwraps or thrown platters… but working booth shifts threading projectors were some of the happiest times I had running theaters.

lingh0e, to asklemmy in What groups you are unwillingly associated with? How you handle it?

Not me. I divorced humanity many years ago.

lingh0e, to linux in Based KDE 🗿

You’re casually blowing off two of the main reasons why I still have to use Windows.

Is there a Linux alternative to Excel that will allow me to reliably write and execute VBA macros that I can then deploy to my windows using co-workers?

Is there a Linux alternative to Photoshop? Doesn’t even need to be the most current version. I’d be happy with something that is functionally comparable to Photoshop 7.

I’m not being glib with those questions either. It’s been probably ten years since I’ve really used Linux. If there are legitimate alternatives I’d absolutely give it another go.

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