mack7400

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mack7400,

Here, bro. Here’s your laptop

mack7400,

Hell, my winME lappy could do it withour breaking a sweat.

mack7400,

Aight imma head to my crib finna pop some caps yall

mack7400,

I can’t rally the ring, Mr. Frodo…but I can rally you!

mack7400,

Stanley nickels?

mack7400,

Bath wolves

mack7400,

Funko pops are the herpes of civilization.

mack7400,

I don’t remember that one, but I do remember having a few “Moraffware” shareware titles.

mack7400,

Meh, fist-size drywall repair kits are cheaper.

mack7400,

Is it weird that this turns me on a little?

What is your unpopular flim opinion

I’ll go first. Mine is that I can’t stand the Deadpool movies. They are self aware and self referential to an obnoxious degree. It’s like being continually reminded that I am in a movie. I swear the success of that movie has directly lead to every blockbuster having to have a joke every 30 seconds

mack7400,

I prefer flam over flim.

mack7400,

“None y’all have anything worth smiling at down there.”

mack7400,

Add a Javascript dependency into the kernel. You’re welcome.

mack7400,

“Roight, blokes. Doff your rubbish in the skip, else me bobbies will haul you roight to the Tower o’ London!”

mack7400,

But not a Republican convention. Firearms are banned there.

mack7400,

But why?

mack7400,

Flirt on, if you like her. You’re gonna be awkward. It’s gonna be supacringe. If she digs you, and is worth your time, she’ll like the awkwardness. She’s looking for a fellow human, not a love god.

But if she gets turned off, then it wasn’t meant to be. You have failed, but you have learned, there’s still a billion-odd potential mates left to meet.

mack7400,

Bet Anakin had power converters, though.

mack7400,

Beat me to it.

mack7400,

Blistering barnacles!

mack7400,

It’s so plug & play

mack7400,

Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.

mack7400,

limping into the office

“That time of the month again, eh, Gina?”

mack7400,

Captain Skywalker: “Lay in a course for Toshi Station, Lieu-”

Admiral Beru: “Belay that order!”

mack7400,

That’s one whisper you shouldn’t be careless with.

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