I’ve done this at Costco myself a number of times.
“Ah, I just need a bag of coffee and a thing of multivitamins. … Oh, we could use some smoked salmon. And, another bottle of Malbec. Maybe some frozen waffles… Ooh, they’re selling Amish-built sheds!”
And, then, I’m either manhandling half the store to the register, or I’m putting the stuff aside somewhere—looking a bit like one of those careless people who can’t be bothered to put stuff back—and making the walk of shame to get a cart.
I appreciate how far NA beers have come since O’Douls. It’s gotten to the point where I can much more easily replace the want for a certain kind of beer in some situations—a party, working out in the yard, eating certain foods—with a Partake or an Athletic, and not feel like I’m missing something.
But, gosh, I want someone other than Guinness to make a good NA stout.
And here’s me about two hours away from my copy of the Star Trek: The Next Generation Technical Manual to debunk this obvious joke with a picture of all the architectural diagrams where it calls out places where one might find a head, including, IIRC, the Ready Room, of which I imagine Riker probably avails himself on the regular.
What movie did you rewatch most often?
For me, it’s either the Matrix or Pulp Fiction. I have seen both a lot of times but certainly not more often than say a dozen times.
I've unfortunately made this mistake at Costco of all places. (startrek.website)
What goes good with American Cheese?
I’ve really only put it on some burgers, but would like to see what others like it with :D
I dunno, still might be aliens with this one. (mander.xyz)
What is this? Wrong answers only. (lemmy.world)
Fitbit Clock Face (programming.dev)
It's Capt Gregg (lemmy.world)
"Implants. Those aren't your memories, they're somebody else's." (pixelfed.social)
Mirror Chekov aka Bester is a very efficient undercover agent (startrek.website)
When you want to quit drinking (i.imgflip.com)
For Tampa Bay seniors with nothing under the Christmas tree, a wish granted (www.tampabay.com)
#1 or #2? (i.imgflip.com)