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enjoy your sex trip and I wish you happy bottoming! if you're not going to be doing too much physical labor during this time I recommend going full bottom mode: the week ahead of it start eating very lightly, initially a high fiber diet with added psyllium husk or metamucil. your body might be different but mine would say no dairy during this time. for the day before or even two, switch to a meatless and somewhat low fiber diet - ramen noodles is a classic, cookies, soup, other carbs. before you leave for the trip, clean out with an enema bulb (or store bought enemas if your ass is bougie or inexperienced). the combination of low fiber and low food throughput should keep you from having to poop and whatever poop is still in your tract will get largely removed by the enema.

while you're out at your fuck-tent, consume most of your calories from simple carbs as much as your body will handle so as to give your microbiome less to work with - applesauce is kinda nice, fruit snacks, white bread. eat like a twink!

remember to stay hydrated!! I know you're not trying to pee either but it's important to hydrate even if it means suffering whatever penalty your dom is giving you when you ask to be let out to pee

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!remindme 2 wee -- aw fuck now I'm sad

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damn dude, how many guys are you going with 👀

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I think it's vanilla sex stuff but as a marathon (I consider anal sex to be vanilla)

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But do you spend less because you’re vegetarian, or because you don’t have options for spending money at fast food / restaurants?

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oh damn I have an air fryer

recipe?

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When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they shall eat the rich become inveg

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neat, thanks! I will try this

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shouldn’t your first post say congestion saves billions of gallons of gas?

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This is actually very interesting and I had no idea. Thanks!

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good post :)

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Ooh, how’s the independence movement going?

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Twist: he knows more than 12 words, he just didn’t learn the right number

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Some number of people are getting maimed, wounded, or killed. Do people have a threshold number at which point they decide it’s too much?

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