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match, to comicstrips in "Heavy is the Burger" by Extra Fabulous Comics
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Fast food place that serves one thing a day and they choose what it is

match, to lemmybewholesome in This dog is very polite
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let 👏 him 👏 drink

match, to cyanideandhappiness in 16 October 2023
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What, no Caitians? No Kzinti?

I’ll prepare a shipment at once

match, to comicstrips in xkcd: Language Acquisition
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Twist: he knows more than 12 words, he just didn’t learn the right number

match, to memes in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes!
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neat, thanks! I will try this

match, to memes in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes!
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When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they shall eat the rich become inveg

match, to memes in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes!
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oh damn I have an air fryer

recipe?

match, to memes in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes!
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But do you spend less because you’re vegetarian, or because you don’t have options for spending money at fast food / restaurants?

match, to memes in That's some good shit
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good post :)

match, to mildlyinteresting in The average temperature in my area is 10°C above the historical average today
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Ooh, how’s the independence movement going?

match, to comicstrips in Tolerating intolerance
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Some number of people are getting maimed, wounded, or killed. Do people have a threshold number at which point they decide it’s too much?

match, to asklemmy in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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enjoy your sex trip and I wish you happy bottoming! if you're not going to be doing too much physical labor during this time I recommend going full bottom mode: the week ahead of it start eating very lightly, initially a high fiber diet with added psyllium husk or metamucil. your body might be different but mine would say no dairy during this time. for the day before or even two, switch to a meatless and somewhat low fiber diet - ramen noodles is a classic, cookies, soup, other carbs. before you leave for the trip, clean out with an enema bulb (or store bought enemas if your ass is bougie or inexperienced). the combination of low fiber and low food throughput should keep you from having to poop and whatever poop is still in your tract will get largely removed by the enema.

while you're out at your fuck-tent, consume most of your calories from simple carbs as much as your body will handle so as to give your microbiome less to work with - applesauce is kinda nice, fruit snacks, white bread. eat like a twink!

remember to stay hydrated!! I know you're not trying to pee either but it's important to hydrate even if it means suffering whatever penalty your dom is giving you when you ask to be let out to pee

match, to asklemmy in What's a true fact that is so misleading it's borderline misinformation?
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This is actually very interesting and I had no idea. Thanks!

match, to asklemmy in What's a true fact that is so misleading it's borderline misinformation?
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shouldn’t your first post say congestion saves billions of gallons of gas?

match, to asklemmy in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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I think it's vanilla sex stuff but as a marathon (I consider anal sex to be vanilla)

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